Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“_I am sorry to treat my fat, good-natured Royal so. She was a kind
piece. But ’tis a vile life._”
“And oh, oh, ’tis she is a vile piece! Simpson! Let her be Simpson to
the end and die an old woman!”
Kitty was more outraged, more incensed, more profoundly disturbed
than she had ever known herself. Why, indeed, had she meddled with
match-making, and who would be looked on coldly over such scandal at
Court, but she? all innocence, kind heart and good nature! She had half
a mind to send in her resignation and have done with it.
As for Sir Jasper, he was well served, for an odious, bullying, stupid
fellow, who couldn’t make himself agreeable when he had the chance of
his life! _She_ put herself out any more for him? _She_ expose herself
to the unpleasantness of breaking the news to him? Not Kitty, not my
Lady Kilcroney.
The little woman made up her mind in a minute. She would go out of
town. It was fine April weather. Bath would be at its best. She
preferred it out of the season.
She would pass on the jilt’s letter to Sir Jasper. Lydia should call a
hackney coach and go round with it and the jewels at once.
“And I shall add a line,” thought Kitty, “that will prevent him from
coming to seek sympathy from me!”
“_When you have perused the letter of Lady Selina, by this time
Simpson, dear Sir Jasper_,” she wrote, “_perhaps you will feel as
I do, that what has plucked you apart has not been either your
indelicate behaviour or the young lady’s capriciousness, but the hand
of your sainted Julia_.”
It was fortunate that there was no one in the room to hear the awful
words that escaped Sir Jasper’s lips when he came to this. What fell
from them was the blasphemy: “Damn Julia!”
CHAPTER VIII
IN WHICH A WONDERFUL BIT OF LUCK COMES OUT OF MISS POUNCE’S BANDBOX FOR
SOMEBODY ELSE
Miss Pamela Pounce, having inadvertently marred a most desirable
alliance and incidentally assisted a mad elopement, told herself that
it was a sad, tiresome world in which love brought trouble to high and
low, and that the best thing a woman of intelligence could do, was to
put such stuff out of her head and be grateful that she could work.
“Dear, to be sure,” Pamela wondered, “how did people get along at
all who hadn’t some honest occupation to keep their silly minds off
themselves?”
’Twas only to be expected that she should have such fretful faces to
suit with heads and hats; disappointed mothers coming to complain that
Miss’s toque was the wrong shade of blue, passionate damsels vowing
that the very sight of a pink rosette made them sick.
Pamela could read “as if it was wrote in print,” as she said herself,
the fluctuations of many an _amourette_, many a well-laid matrimonial
scheme. Where her art might help she was ready with the most obliging
disinterestedness; when failure had followed on her best efforts she
took the despite of her disappointed clients with the utmost philosophy.
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