Fantasy fiction; Utopian fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
Mrs. Buzzell, Clara’s Sunday-school teacher, and an old friend of Mrs.
Forest, had a very tender spot in her heart for the doctor, whom she
regarded, and rightly too, as one of the best physicians in the world.
No one understood her internal perturbations as he did, and she took all
the medicines he prescribed with a faith that was somewhat remarkable,
considering that she had been under his treatment for twelve years and
more, and still required his services more than ever. Probably her
sublime faith was based on the conviction of the awful things that
_would_ have happened but for his medicines. She lived a lonely life by
herself, and was very fond of spending an afternoon at the doctor’s
house, and having long conversations on nothing in particular with Mrs.
Forest. Her visits were sometimes almost an infliction to Mrs. Forest,
who had a strong housewifely pride in nice teas, which the chronic
scarcity of money, before mentioned, rendered difficult to attain in
many instances. To be sure there was always bacon and a barrel of fine
hominy in the kitchen, which sufficed for Dinah’s southern tastes, and
the family could always fall back upon these if necessary, and the
latter at least was never absent from the family breakfast; but they
could hardly serve a respectable tea-table where cake and creamy hot
biscuits were a _sine qua non_ according to all good housekeepers.
On one occasion, just before breakfast, Mrs. Buzzell sent a note to her
friend expressing her intention to spend the afternoon with her, “if
agreeable.” Now it just was not “agreeable,” for the commissariat was at
a low ebb—lower, indeed, than it had ever been; but Mrs. Forest, of
course, sent back a polite answer expressing delight at the prospect of
the visit, not even dreaming, probably, of the conventional fib that her
answer contained.
While she was writing the reply for the messenger to take back to Mrs.
Buzzell, Dinah’s soul was being tried unusually in the kitchen by the
conduct of the twins, which reached a climax when one of them actually
threw a kitten into Aunt Dinah’s boiling hominy kettle. She was
long-suffering, though her threats were severe and frequent; but this
time her patience gave way entirely, and taking off a colossal
carpet-slipper she spanked the offending twin right soundly. Mild Mrs.
Forest hearing the uproar from the kitchen, sent Dan to bring the
children to her room. Both were howling at the top of their voices, for
one never cried without the other joining in on principle. Then she went
down to the kitchen and reproved Dinah for taking the discipline of the
children into her own hands. Dinah was too exasperated to be reasoned
with. She burst out—
“I bars eberyting wid dem chil’en, missus; but _I clar to God, I won’t
hab dem kittens in de hominy pot_!”
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