Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great ExperimentGibbs, George
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Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great Experiment
Gibbs, George
Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Satire
"Well what _has_ he done?" I asked.
"Not much--merely engaged to become one of the principals in a prize
fight in Madison Square Garden."
"Jerry! I can't believe you."
"It's quite true. Sit down, my boy. Have you break-fasted yet?"
"Hours ago at the Manor."
"Just reproach! But the early worm gets caught by the bird, you know.
I never get up--"
"Tell me," I broke in impatiently, "where you heard this extravagant
tomfoolery?"
"From the extravagant tomfool himself. Jerry told me yesterday. I'm
afraid there's no doubt about the matter. The articles of agreement
are signed, the money, five thousand a side, is in the hands of the
stakeholder--one Mike Finnegan, a friend of Flynn's, who keeps a
saloon upon the Bowery."
"Preposterous! It hasn't come out, the newspapers--"
"They're full enough of it as it is. Jerry's opponent is a very
prominent pug--an aspirant for the heavyweight title, no less a one
than Jack Clancy, otherwise known as 'The Terrible Sailor, Champion of
the Navy.'"
"But your father--the public--! It will ruin Jerry--ruin him--"
"Wait a bit. Fortunately Jerry's anonymity has been carefully kept. At
Flynn's gymnasium he's called Jim Robinson, and it's as Jim Robinson,
Flynn's wonderful unknown, that he will make his public appearance."
"But a name is a slender thread to hang Jerry's whole reputation on.
He'll be recognized, of course. This thing can't go on. It must be
stopped at once," I cried.
"Exactly," said Ballard coolly over his coffee cup. "But how?"
"An appeal to the boy's reason. He must be insane to do such a thing.
It's Flynn who's put him up to this."
"I think not. If I understand Jerry correctly, he urged Flynn to make
the match. He's quite keen about it."
I paced the floor in some bewilderment, trying to think of a reason
for Jerry's strange behavior, but curiously enough the real one did
not come to me.
"I can't imagine how such an ambition could have got into his head," I
muttered.
Ballard struck a match for his cigarette and smiled.
"The nice balance of Jerry's cosmos between the purely physical and
the merely mental has been disturbed--that's all. Liberty has become
license and has gone into his muscles. What shall we do about it?
Flatly, I don't know. That's what I asked you down to discuss."
I took a turn or two up and down the room.
"Your father--the executors--know nothing of this?"
"Phew! I should say not!"
"They could stop it, I suppose."
"I'm not so sure," he said quietly. "If the boy has made up his mind."
I sank in a chair, trying to think.
"The executors mustn't know. Jack. We'll keep the thing quiet. We've
got to appeal to Jerry."
"That's precisely the conclusion I've reached myself. I've asked him
to come this morning. He may be in at any moment."
I looked out of the window thoughtfully toward the distant Jersey
shore.
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