Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great ExperimentGibbs, George
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Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great Experiment
Gibbs, George
Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Satire
"This isn't like Jerry. He's a fine athlete and a good sportsman--for
the fun he gets out of the thing. But he has too good a mind not to be
above the personal vulgarity of such an exhibition as this. His finer
instincts, his natural modesty, his lack of vanity--everything that we
know of the boy contradicts the notion of a personal incentive for
this wild plan. Does he know what he's doing--what it means--the
publicity--?"
"He thinks he's dodging that. Nobody knows him in New York except a
few fellows at the clubs, he says."
"But has he no consideration for _us_--for _me_?" I cried.
"Apparently his friends haven't entered into his calculations."
"I repeat, it isn't like him, Jack. Somebody has put this idea into
his head."
I stopped so abruptly that Ballard regarded me curiously.
"Somebody--who?"
I paced the floor with long strides, my fingers twitching to get that
pretty devil by the throat. I knew now--it had come in a flash of
light--Marcia. Jerry listened now to no one but Marcia; but I couldn't
tell Jack.
"Somebody--somebody at Flynn's," I muttered.
He regarded me curiously.
"But the boy is immune to flattery. There isn't a vain bone in his
body. I confess he puzzles me. But I think you'll find he's quite
stubborn about it."
"Stubborn, yes, but--"
My remark was cut short by a ring of the bell, immediately answered by
Ballard's man, and Jerry entered. He was, I think, attired in one of
Jack's "Symphonies," wore a blossom in his buttonhole, swung a stick
jauntily, and altogether radiated health and good humor, greeting us
both in high spirits.
"Well, fairy godfathers, what's my gift today?" he laughed. "A golden
goose, a magic ring, or a beautiful Cinderella hidden behind the
curtain?" and he poked at the portiere playfully. "But you have the
appearance of conspirators. Is it only a lecture?"
"I've just been telling Roger," Jack began gravely, "about your fight
with Clancy, Jerry."
I saw the boy's jaw muscles clamp, but he replied very quietly.
"Yes, Uncle Jack. He objects, I suppose."
"Not object," I said quickly. "It's the wrong word, Jerry. You're your
own master, of course. We were just wondering whether you hadn't
undervalued our friendship in not asking our advice before making your
plans."
Jerry followed a pattern in the rug with the point of his stick.
"I wish you hadn't put it just that way, Roger."
"I don't know how else to put it. That's the fact, isn't it, Jerry?"
"No. I don't undervalue your friendship. You know that, Roger, you
too. Uncle Jack. I suppose I should have said something about it. But
I--I just sort of drifted into it. I think walloping Sagorski spoiled
me--made me rather keen to have a try at somebody who had licked him.
Clancy's almost, if not quite, the best in his class. I'll get well
thrashed, I guess, but it's going to be a lot of fun trying--and if
nobody knows who I am, I can't see what harm it does."
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