Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Short stories; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Western stories
He returns from his "hootch-hunt" to complete the shack, and finds
Annie overseeing some "Siwashes" put a pole roof on it. Of course he
promotes a race-war immediate, playing the white "open" and the red
to lose, so to speak, when she up an' spanks his face, addressing
expurgated, motherly cuss-words at him like he'd been a bad boy and
swallered his spoon, or dug an eye out of the kitten. Bat realizes
he's against a strange system and draws out of the game.
A week later she jumps No. 3, Gold Bottom, because Donnelly stuck a
pick in his foot and couldn't stay to finish the assessment.
"I can't throw her off, or shoot her up," says he, "or even cuss at
her like I want to, 'cause she's a lady." And it appeared like
that'd been her graft ever since--presumin' on her sex to make
disturbances. In six months we hated her like pizen.
There wasn't a stampede in a hundred miles where her bloomers wasn't
leading, for she had the endurance of a moose; and between
excitements she prospected for trouble in the manner of relocations.
I've heard of fellers speakin' disrespectful to her and then
wandering around dazed and loco after she'd got through painting word
pictures of 'em. It goes without saying she was generally popular
and petted, and when the Commissioner invited her to duck out down
the river, the community sighed, turned over, and had a peaceful
rest--first one since she'd come in.
I hadn't seen her from that time till I blowed into Slisco's on the
bosom of this forty mile, forty below blizzard.
Setting around the fire that night I found that she'd just lost
another of her famous lawsuits--claimed she owned a fraction
'longside of No. 20, Buster Creek, and that the Lund boys had changed
their stakes so as to take in her ground. During the winter they'd
opened up a hundred and fifty feet of awful rich pay right next to
her line, and she'd raised the devil. Injunctions, hearings and
appeals, and now she was coming back, swearing she'd been "jobbed,"
the judge had been bought, and the jury corrupted.
"It's the richest strike in the district," says she. "They've rocked
out $11,000 since snow flew, and there's 30,000 buckets of dirt on
the dump. They can bribe and bulldoze a decision through this court,
but I'll have that fraction yet, the robbers."
"Robbers be cussed," speaks up the mail man. "You're the cause of
the trouble yourself. If you don't get a square deal, it's your own
fault--always looking for technicalities in the mining laws. It's
been your game from the start to take advantage of your skirts, what
there is of 'em, and jump, jump, jump. Nobody believes half you say.
You're a natural disturber, and if you was a man you'd have been hung
long ago."
I've heard her oral formations, and I looked for his epidermis to
shrivel when she got her replications focused. She just soared up
and busted.
"Look out for the stick," thinks I.
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