"You needn't say 'Oh, mamma!' Your mother was right. There, read: 'And
whose shoulders--ah, what shoulders!' And it is of your shoulders they
are speaking. And that prince who dares to award you a prize for
beauty!"
The good man had plebeian, Gothical ideas--the ideas of a lawyer of old
times, of a lawyer of the Rue Dragon; the lawyers of the Boulevard
Malesherbes are no longer like that.
Mme. Derline very gently, very quietly, brought the rebel back to
reason. Of course there was charm and eloquence in her speech, but how
much more charm and eloquence in the tenderness of her glance and smile.
Why this great rage and despair? He was accused of being the husband of
the most beautiful woman in Paris. Was that such a horrible thing, such
a terrible misfortune? And who was the brother-lawyer, the good
brother-lawyer, who had taken pleasure in coming to show him the hateful
article?
"M. Renaud."
"Oh, it was M. Renaud--dear M. Renaud!"
Thereupon Mme. Derline was seized with a hearty fit of laughter; so much
so that the blond hair, which had been loosely done up, came down and
framed the pretty face from which gleamed the dark eyes which could
also, when they gave themselves the trouble, look very gentle, very
caressing, very loving.
"Oh, it was M. Renaud, the husband of that delightful Mme. Renaud! Well,
do you know what you will do immediately, without losing a minute? Go to
the president of the Tribunal and ask for a divorce. You will say to
him: 'M. Aubepin, deliver me from my wife. Her crime is being pretty,
very pretty, too pretty. I wish another one who is ugly, very ugly, who
has Mme. Renaud's large nose, colossal foot, pointed chin, skinny
shoulders, and eternal pimples.' That's what you want, isn't it? Come,
you big stupid, kiss your poor wife, and forgive her for not being a
monster."
As rather lively gestures had illustrated this little speech, the white
cashmere dressing-gown had slipped--slipped a good deal, and had opened,
very much opened; the criminal shoulders were within reach of M.
Derline's lips--he succumbed. Besides, he too felt the abominable
influence of the press. His wife had never seemed so pretty to him, and,
brought back to subjection, M. Derline returned to his study in order to
make money for the most beautiful woman in Paris.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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