Parkhurst Boys, and Other Stories of School LifeReed, Talbot Baines
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Parkhurst Boys, and Other Stories of School Life
Reed, Talbot Baines
Schools -- Fiction
It wouldn't have been so bad if the result of Growler's grumblings had
been to give us something better in place of what he wanted us to give
up. But that is a thing he never did. He could pick holes to any
extent, but he couldn't fill them up. There was no scheme or project he
couldn't pull to pieces with the utmost industry, but I never remember
his originating any scheme of his own to take its place. This was
hardly fair. If you take something away from a person, and give him
nothing in exchange, it is robbery, and in this respect Growler was an
awful thief.
Isn't it true that if you set yourself to it, you could find fault with
nearly everything? But in order to do it, you would have to be very
selfish in the first place, and very hard-hearted in the next. The dog
in the manger is a good type of this happy combination. He trampled on
the hay that the cows thought so sweet, and wouldn't touch it himself,
and he wouldn't let them touch it either; and that is precisely the
charge to which Growler lays himself open. Let us hope he is not quite
such a bad sort as this dog. He had got into a regular habit of
growling, and it would be against his nature altogether to praise
anything cordially.
Supposing Growler to be grown to a man, now; what a desirable creature
he must be! What a fine man to get on to a committee, or into
parliament! What a delightful partner to have in business! Why, he'd
wear out an ordinary man in a month. What complainings, and
questionings, and disapprovals, and censures would he ever be loading on
the head of his colleagues!--how ready people would be to avoid him and
give him a wide berth! For, assuredly, if in anything there was to be
found a fault, Growler was the boy to find it. I remember a fairy tale
about some folk who wanted to find out if a certain lady were a fairy
princess or not; and the way they did it was to lay a pea on the floor
of her room, and cover it with twenty feather beds one on the top of the
other. Next morning they asked how she slept.
"Not at all," said she, "for there was a dreadful lump in the bed."
Then they knew she must be a fairy! Perhaps it would be a little too
much to compare Growler with a fairy; but he certainly had a wonderful
knack of discovering peas under the bed; and where there were none to
discover, he found out something else. Now, you and I, I expect, in
talking of the sun, would speak of it as a glorious light and heat-
giving orb, without which we could none of us get on for a moment. But
Growler's version of the thing would be quite different.
"A thing full of great ugly spots, that goes scorching up one part of
the earth and leaving another in the cold, and is generally hidden by
clouds from all the rest."
Such is the genial, bright view of things taken by our old schoolmate.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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