Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
Parodies
Another parody of Evangeline, entitled _Picnicaline_ occurs in "Mirth and
Metre," 1855.
EXCELSIOR.
The shades of night were falling fast,
As through an Alpine village passed,
A youth, who bore 'mid snow and ice,
A banner with this strange device,
Excelsior!
His brow was sad; his eye beneath
Flashed like a faulchion from its sheath,
And like a silver clarion rung,
The accents of that unknown tongue.
Excelsior!
It is possible that Longfellow had the motto of New York, "_Excelsior_,"
in his mind when he composed this hackneyed poem, which has served as the
model for hundreds of parodies, and particularly for advertising purposes.
A few of the more amusing only can be inserted.
EXCELSIOR IN "PIDGIN ENGLISH."
The following article is from _Pro and Con_, December 14, 1872.
"Pidgin English is the name given to an absurd _patois_ which is used in
conversation between the Chinese celestials, and the outer barbarians. It
appears to be a physical impossibility for a Chinaman to pronounce the
letter _r_ as in rough, cry, or curry, which he turns into lough, cly, and
cully, as young English children often do. V, he turns into W, th into
f, and to most words ending with a consonant, he adds a final syllable,
as in _find findie_, _catch catchee_, &c. I, me, my, and mine, are all
expressed by one word, _my_. The vocabulary consists of a few words of
French origin, such as savey, one or two from the Portuguese, many common
Chinese expressions, such as _chop-chop_ for quick; _man-man_, which
means stop; _maskee_, never mind, or do not mind; _chin-chin_, good-bye;
_welly culio_, or _muchee culio_, very curious; _Foss-pidgin-man_, a
priest; and _Topside Galah_, hurrah for the top, or Excelsior. There is
also a plentiful use of the word _pidgin_, which is simply a corruption
of our word _business_, but it appears to be applied with the utmost
impartiality, to a variety of most incongruous phrases. As an example of
every day talk, a lady telling her nurse to bring down her little girl and
boy to see a visitor would say,--'Aymah, suppose you go topside catchee
two piecee chiloe, bull chiloe, cow chiloe, chop chop.' From a gentleman
well acquainted with China and the Chinese, we have received the following
clever imitation of Excelsior, which is pronounced a very fair specimen of
Pidgin English":--
TOPSIDE GALAH!
"That nightee tim begin chop-chop,
One young man walkee, no can stop,
Maskee colo! maskee icee!
He cally that flag wid chop so nicee
_Topside Galah!_
"He too muchee solly, one piecee eye
Look see sharp--so fashion--allo same my,
He talkee largee, talkee stlong,
Too muchee culio-allo same gong--
_Topside Galah!_
"Inside that housee he can see light,
And evely loom got fire all light.
Outside, that icee largee high,
Inside he mouf, he plenty cly,
_Topside Galah!_
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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