THE VILLAGE BLACKSMITH-- The Village Blacksmith as he is, 1873 68 The Night Policeman, 1875 68 The Village Grog Shop, 1878 69 The English Judge, 1879 69 The Village Beauty, 1880 69 The British M.P., 1883 70 The Village Pax 70 The Village Woodman, 1884 70 EXCELSIOR-- Excelsior in "Pidgin English"--"Topside Galah" 81 "Your name and college," 1863 81 XX--oh lor! 82 The Theatre. "Ugh! Turn him out," 1874 82 "The price of meat was rising fast," 1876 83 "Clean Your Door-step, Marm!" 83 "Egg-shell she o'er," 1876 83 Those Horrid Schools, 1861 84 That Thirty-four, 1880 84 Tobacco Smoke, 1864 84 Obstructionists 85 Endymion (by Lord Beaconsfield), 1880 85 A "Common" Grievance--"The Heath is ours!" 85 "And felt so sore" 86 Sapolio 86 13, Cross Cheaping 87 Pilosagine 87 The Imperceptible 87 Ozokerit, 1870 87 A Plumber, 1883 99 Dyspepsia, 1868 100 The Bicycle, 1880 101 Upidee, Upida 101 Exitium, 1884 101 "Don't bother us!" 1884 101 CURFEW-- The Close of the Season 88 The End, 1880 88 THE BRIDGE-- The Bridge (by Longus Socius), 1866 89 The Rink, 1876 89 The Whitefriargate Bridge, 1872 89 Sunset, 1873 90 "I stood in the Quad at Midnight" 98 What is in an aim, 1865 102