Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
Parodies
When shall this fortune fade?
No increased charge we've made
(Herein we blundered!)
Thanks to all, true as steel!
Thanks to the Public, we'll
Double Six Hundred.
These stanzas, which bore the signature of Mr. Robert Reece, were
circulated among the audience, but were not spoken from the stage.
The extraordinary run of _Our Boys_, which closed in April, 1879, will
long excite the curiosity and wonder of the theatrical world. Mr. Byron's
comedy was produced January 16, 1875, and was played continuously for four
years three months and three days. This would allow about 1,321 nights,
but extra day representations have raised the total number of performances
to 1,362. Besides this return the "long runs" of previous days were
completely dwarfed. When _Our American Cousin_ was brought out at the
Haymarket it ran for 496 nights, and the _Colleen Bawn_ went 278; _Meg's
Diversion_, 330; and _School_ 381 nights respectively.
* * * * *
"_Apropos_ of the vote for six millions," said _The Globe_, "Mr.
Gladstone, in his speech, protested against many of the attacks
which had been levelled at him during the debate, and he threatened
Mr. Chaplin in particular with his vengeance upon some future
occasion, and he quoted, amid the laughter of the House, some
doggerel verses which had been sent to him in reference to the
vote." These lines, parodying 'The Charge of the Light Brigade,' ran
thus:--
"Ring out your battle cry--
Vote us our war supply,
This must we do or die--
Vote the six millions.
Theirs not to reason why,
Ours not to make reply,
Ours but to say 'You lie'--
Vote the six millions."
* * * * *
THE CHARGE OF THE "RAD." BRIGADE.
(After Mr. Tennyson's "Charge of the Light Brigade".)
By the League, by the League, by the League onward,
Into the Commons' House went the three hundred.
Forward the "Rad." Brigade! "Pass this Bill quick!" he said.
Into the Commons' House went the three hundred.
Forward the "Rad." Brigade! Who is a whit afraid?
What tho' the Tories say we have all blundered?
Theirs but to moan and cry--let Jemmy Lowther sigh, and ask Sir
Stafford "Why?"
Into the Commons' House went the three hundred.
Leaguers to right of them, Whiggites to left of them,
Tories in front of them, shouted and thundered.
Stormed at with hoot and yell, while weak-kneed Lib'rals fell,
Into the lobby drear, into the House pell-mell, rushed the
three hundred;
Flashed all their tongues quite bare, each one his speech to air,
Crushing the Leaguers there, dishing the Tories while Salisbury
wondered.
Plunged in the hot debate, those who the rules had broke--
Parnell and Dillon--reeled from brave Gladstone's stroke shattered
and sundered;
Then they went out, but not--not the three hundred.
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