Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II
General
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II
Parodies
On page 95, Part VI., a long extract was given from a parody of
_Hiawatha_, entitled _The Song of Big Ben_, which appeared in _Truth_,
February 15, 1877. It was descriptive of the opening of Parliament,
and the subsequent proceedings in the Houses have since been related
in the same metre, and under the same title, in many other numbers of
_Truth_. On page 80 reference was made to a parody which appeared in
_Tom Hood’s Comic Annual for_ 1877; unfortunately, it is much too long
to give in full. The following short extract will, however, give an
idea of its style:――
REVENGE. A RHYTHMIC RECOLLECTION.
If you ask me where I found it, found this very dreadful
legend, with its strange coincidences and its tragic
repetitions, I should answer, I should tell you, in the
columns of the “Pleecenoos,” in the pages of the “Standard,”
in the Organ of the Knife Board, in all sheets of published
scandal, published in the month of August, published in the
midst of Fleet Street, where the tide of life rolls onward,
whilst the modest newsman murmurs low amid the noise of
traffic, “Buy the ‘Hecker,’ fifth edition! Buy the
‘Standard,’ latest war news! Buy the Organ of the Knife
Board!”
’Twas the pleasant April weather, and a coach was bound for
Cambridge, and four youths alike in feature sat together in
the rumble; each alike was bound for Cambridge, each alike in
air was noble, each alike in hair was curly, each in speech
was Hebraistic, and they all were bound for Cambridge.
Never had they met before this, though their fathers in four
townships wide apart had heard the rumours of each other’s
great successes in the art of habit-making, famed for
thirteen-shilling trousers; and each parent, little recking
of the others’ great successes, said, “My son shall rise to
swelldom; he shall have his fling at college, and shall dwell
among the nobles who, by my fair art made nobler, wear my
thirteen-shilling trousers.”
As in April’s pleasant weather all the four rolled on to
Cambridge, did they swear eternal friendship; and alighting
from the rumble, pledged each other in great beakers, drank
each other’s healths in “dogsnose;” sought the portals of the
college where they had matriculated, crossed the sunny green
quadrangle, and betook them to their chambers; parted tearful
on the landing, and betook them to their chambers.
* * * * *
Then they severed at the doorway; but by devious ways
returning, met again before the doorway.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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