Here walks forlorn the damsel crowned with rue, Lactiferous spoils from vaccine dugs who drew Of that corniculate beast whose tortuous horn Tossed to the clouds, in fierce vindictive scorn, The baying hound whose braggart bark and stir Arched the lithe spine and reared the indignant fur Of puss, that, with verminicidal claw, Struck the weird rat, in whose insatiate maw Lay reeking malt, that erst in Juan’s courts we saw. Robed in senescent garb, that seems, in sooth, To long a prey to Chonos’ iron tooth, Behold the man whose amorous lips incline Full with young Eros’ osculative sign, To the lorn maiden whose lactalbic hands Drew albulactic wealth from lacteal glands Of that immortal bovine, by whose horn Distort, to realms ethereal was borne The beast catulean, vexer of that sly Ulysses quadrupedal, who made die The old mordaceous rat that dared devour Antecedaneous ale in John’s domestic bower. Lo! Here, with hirsute honors doffed, succinct Of saponaceous locks, the priest who linked In Hymen’s golden bands the man unthrift Whose means exiguous stared from many a rift, E’en as he kissed the virgin all forlorn Who milked the cow with implicated horn, Who in fierce wrath the canine torturer skied, That dared to vex the insidious muricide, Who let auroral effluence through the pelt Of that sly rat that robbed the palace that Jack built. The loud cantankerous Shanghai[12] comes at last, Whose shouts aroused the shorn ecclesiast, Who sealed the vows of Hymen’s sacrament To him who, robed in garments indigent, Exosculates the damsel lachrymose, The emulgator of the horned brute morose. That on gyrated horn, to heaven’s high vault Hurled up, with many a tortuous somersault, The low bone-cruncher, whose hot wrath pursued The scratching sneak, that waged eternal feud With long-tailed burglar, who his lips would smack On farinaceous wealth, that filled the halls of Jack. Vast limbed and broad the farmer comes at length, Whose cereal care supplied the vital strength Of chanticleer, whose matutinal cry Roused the quiescent form and ope’d the eye Of razor-loving cleric, who in bands Connubial linked the intermixed hands Of him, whose rent apparel gaped apart, And the lorn maiden with lugubrious heart, Her who extraught the exuberant lactic flow Of nutriment from that cornigerent cow, Eumenidal executor of fate, That to sidereal altitudes elate Cerberus, who erst with fang letiferous Left lacerate Grimalkin latebrose―― That killed the cat That ate the malt, That lay in the house that Jack built. ――――