Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI
General
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI
Parodies
_The Pall Mall Gazette_ for April 22, 1887, contained a Political
Parody, entitled “Jubilee Coercion Bill, No. 87.” It was profusely
illustrated by F. C. G., and without these illustrations the
letterpress would read flat and dull, especially as the fun of calling
Goschen, Chamberlain and Caine, “_Rats_,” however true it may have
been in 1887, is pretty well exhausted by this time.
The parody concludes with a portrait of _John Bull_ waving a Home Rule
flag, under him are the following lines:――
This is the Farmer who’ll blow his horn――(_John Bull._)
When he hears the Cock that’ll crow one morn,――(_Justice to Ireland._)
And rouse John Morley shaven and shorn,
That stands by the Peasant tattered and torn,
That loves poor Erin all forlorn,
That cheers the Bull with a lofty scorn,――(_Sir W. V. Harcourt._)
That tosses the Pup,――(_Lord R. Churchill._)
That snaps at the Cat,――(_W. E. Gladstone._)
That’ll kill the Rats,――(_Goschen and Chamberlain._)
That swallow the Stuff,
That lay in the Bill
The Tories built.
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During the trial in America of the action for Crim. Con. brought by
Mr. Tilton against the Rev. Henry Ward Beecher, a well known
journalist, Mr. W. A. Croffat, published a parody in the _New York
Daily Graphic_ called “The House that Bowen Built,” but it would be of
no interest to English readers.
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SCHOOL BOARD VERSION OF THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT.
This is the domiciliary edifice erected by John.
This is the fermented grain which was deposited in the domiciliary
edifice erected by John.
This is the obnoxious vermin that masticated the fermented grain
which was deposited in the domiciliary edifice erected by John.
This is the domesticated creature of the feline tribe that
completely annihilated the obnoxious vermin that masticated the
fermented grain which was deposited in the domiciliary edifice
erected by John.
This is the sagacious scion of the canine genus who disturbed the
equanimity of the domesticated creature of the feline tribe which
completely annihilated the obnoxious vermin that masticated the
fermented grain which was deposited in the domiciliary edifice
erected by John.
This is the graminivorous female of the bovine race who with her
curvilinear and corrugated protuberances considerably elevated
into atmospheric space the sagacious scion of the canine genus
who disturbed the equanimity of the domesticated creature of the
feline tribe that completely annihilated the obnoxious vermin
that masticated the fermented grain which was deposited in the
domiciliary edifice erected by John.
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