Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI — John Shaqi
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI
Parodies
And now that the rage of thy rapture is satiate with revel and ravin
and spoil of the snow,
And the branches it brightened are broken, and shattered the tree-tops
that only thy wrath could lay low,
How should not thy lovers rejoice in thee, leader and lord of the year
that exults to be born.
So strong in thy strength and so glad of thy gladness, whose laughter
puts winter and sorrow to scorn?
Thou hast shaken the snows from thy wings, and the frost on thy
forehead is molten: thy lips are aglow
As a lover’s that kindle with kissing, and earth, with her raiment and
tresses yet wasted and torn,
Takes breath as she smiles in the grasp of thy passion to feel through
her spirit the sense of thee flow.
* * * * *
ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE.
_The Nineteenth Century._ March, 1888.
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ANOTHER ODE TO MARCH.
(_Being a Counterblast to Mr. A. C. Swinburne’s rhythmical rhapsody
in the “Nineteenth Century.” By one who has certainly “learned
in suffering” what he endeavours to “teach in song.”_)
Ere frost-slush and snow-slopping dried up and went, and the horrors
of Winter had slid out of sight,
The ways of the wood pavement fouler were far than a clay-country lane
on a mucky March night.
The breath of the month of the winds had stabbed us through top-coats
and mufflers, and made us afraid.
Such bronchial bothers, such blossomy noses, such frostbitten fingers
for man and for maid!
The sea was not lovelier then than the land, each appeared in a dismal
and desolate plight;
But the Winter is not so much worse than the Spring-time; each plays
up the mischief with pleasure and trade.
March, master of winds, is a flatulent fraud, a marshal of banes and
a bringer of blight.
And now that the rage of your rhythmical rapture, your revel of
rhyming has finished its flow,
Oh, incontinent ALGERNON CHARLES, what the dickens you mean by such
rubbish I _should_ like to know.
How, how can you love and rejoice, you, leader and lord of the
lyrists of curses and scorn,
In a beast of a month that half drives one to madness, and makes a
man wish he had never been born?
_Have_ you shaken the snow from your shoes on a doormat, with frost
have your nose and your lips been aglow?
_Have_ you met a March wind coming sharp round a corner, your
mackintosh drenched and your gingham all torn,
And tried to take breath in the nip of North-Easters? No, ALGERNON
CHARLES, or you’d never talk _so_!
(_Four verses omitted._)
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