Passing of the Third Floor BackJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Passing of the Third Floor Back
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Fiction; Short stories
Constables whose beat included Bloomsbury Square had their reasons for
not liking Mrs. Pennycherry. Indeed it might have been difficult to
discover any human being with reasons for liking that sharp-featured
lady. Maybe the keeping of second-rate boarding houses in the
neighbourhood of Bloomsbury does not tend to develop the virtues of
generosity and amiability.
Meanwhile the stranger, proceeding upon his way, had rung the bell of
Number Forty-eight. Mrs. Pennycherry, peeping from the area and catching
a glimpse, above the railings, of a handsome if somewhat effeminate
masculine face, hastened to readjust her widow’s cap before the
looking-glass while directing Mary Jane to show the stranger, should he
prove a problematical boarder, into the dining-room, and to light the
gas.
“And don’t stop gossiping, and don’t you take it upon yourself to answer
questions. Say I’ll be up in a minute,” were Mrs. Pennycherry’s further
instructions, “and mind you hide your hands as much as you can.”
***
“What are you grinning at?” demanded Mrs. Pennycherry, a couple of
minutes later, of the dingy Mary Jane.
“Wasn’t grinning,” explained the meek Mary Jane, “was only smiling to
myself.”
“What at?”
“Dunno,” admitted Mary Jane. But still she went on smiling.
“What’s he like then?” demanded Mrs. Pennycherry.
“‘E ain’t the usual sort,” was Mary Jane’s opinion.
“Thank God for that,” ejaculated Mrs. Pennycherry piously.
“Says ‘e’s been recommended, by a friend.”
“By whom?”
“By a friend. ‘E didn’t say no name.”
Mrs. Pennycherry pondered. “He’s not the funny sort, is he?”
Not that sort at all. Mary Jane was sure of it.
Mrs. Pennycherry ascended the stairs still pondering. As she entered the
room the stranger rose and bowed. Nothing could have been simpler than
the stranger’s bow, yet there came with it to Mrs. Pennycherry a rush of
old sensations long forgotten. For one brief moment Mrs. Pennycherry saw
herself an amiable well-bred lady, widow of a solicitor: a visitor
had called to see her. It was but a momentary fancy. The next instant
Reality reasserted itself. Mrs. Pennycherry, a lodging-house keeper,
existing precariously upon a daily round of petty meannesses, was
prepared for contest with a possible new boarder, who fortunately looked
an inexperienced young gentleman.
“Someone has recommended me to you,” began Mrs. Pennycherry; “may I ask
who?”
But the stranger waved the question aside as immaterial.
“You might not remember--him,” he smiled. “He thought that I should do
well to pass the few months I am given--that I have to be in London,
here. You can take me in?”
Mrs. Pennycherry thought that she would be able to take the stranger in.
“A room to sleep in,” explained the stranger, “--any room will do--with
food and drink sufficient for a man, is all that I require.”
“For breakfast,” began Mrs. Pennycherry, “I always give--”
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