Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
Joseph stood leaning over the gate for a little while, his eyes
travelling slowly from one group to another; after long hesitation he
passed in and walked deliberately up the grassy track which divided two
batches of the allotments. Many of the workers looked up a moment with a
word or nod of recognition, and Joseph nodded back, paused as if to
speak, hesitated, and then went on. At last he reached the centre of the
ground, and there came to a halt. He took off his battered hat,
flourished it to attract attention, and began, pitching his quavering
voice as high as he could:—
“Neighbours all, I’ve summat to say to ’ee.”
“Hello!” cried the man nearest to him, straightening himself and staring.
“Here’s old Joe Frisby turned Methody praicher.”
“Nay, he’ve a-jined the Salvation Army, sure,” cried another, who was
himself a regular subscriber to the “War Cry”.
“I know what he’s after,” muttered Jan, working away very diligently.
“Don’t you take no heed, none of you.”
“I’ve been countin’ of ye up,” pursued Joseph, leaning on his stick and
looking nervously round. “Here be twenty chaps workin’ in the ’lotments;
aye, twenty chaps, not reckonin’ women and childern, an’ ye be all
puttin’ in taters. An’ here am I wi’ my garden at home waitin’ to be
planted, an’ not a bit o’ seed to put in it.”
“I telled ’ee, didn’t I?” muttered Jan to his nearest neighbour. “I
knowed ’twas that he was at.”
“I’ve lived among ye man and bwoy for seventy-five year. Aye, an’ my
wife an’ me has been wed among ye fifty-two year. There she d’ sit at
home crippled, poor soul. We’ve nought in the world but what parish
gives us. Half a pound o’ tea a week, an’ some bread. Bread an’ tea,
neighbours, bread an’ tea; ’tisn’t very satisfyin’ to the innards. Me
an’ my wife was never great folks for mate, but we d’ like a tater to our
dinner, or a bit o’ green stuff. An’ so I’ve a-bin thinkin’—”
He looked round again, hesitatingly and pitifully.
“’Tis a mortal sight o’ taters as is here among ye between one an’
another—aye, a mortal lot. I d’ ’low”—again the pause and the appealing
glance—“if every man ’ud spare me a few like I’d get two or three ranks
made up without any of ye bein’ at much loss.”
The bystanders looked at each other, then each man glanced involuntarily
at his own store. None of them were over well endowed with this world’s
goods, and the calculations of each had been made to a nicety. Old Jim
Cross continued to work without turning his head, and Jan Domeny smiled
somewhat sarcastically.
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