Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
The disappointing news soon flew from mouth to mouth: it was all a
mistake. Ladysmith was not relieved after all. Someone had just
telegraphed from London to say that there was no foundation for the
report. The War Office had, in fact, declared it to be false.
“’Tis my belief as that there War Office don’t know so very much,”
remarked Mrs. Stuckhey, indignant in her disappointment. “When my son
Joe was wounded they did send me a very nice letter, to be sure—Lord
Lansdowne I believe it was from, and a beautiful hand his lordship do
write—but he didn’t tell I nothin’ about it—not whether ’twas in his arm,
or leg, or nowhere in partic’lar. So there, I just sent him a telegraft
to ax how my son were, and he never took no notice. Don’t ’ee tell I as
he knows what’s going forrard better nor the Queen.”
“Well, but they do say now as the Queen didn’t say nothin’,” said
somebody ruefully.
The lights were being blown out, the flags removed; people were returning
homewards. Mrs. Stuckhey, still unconvinced and irate, was constrained
to follow their example, clutching her little sixpenny flag in its paper
wrapper.
“Lard! how awful molloncolly that there bell do sound,” groaned Mrs.
Blanchard dolefully. “Dear, to be sure, a body mid think as it were
tollin’ for a funeral.”
“There, my dear, don’t ’ee talk so foolish,” responded Susan with some
acerbity. “’Tis but the ringers as has left the ropes a-swingin’. I
should be ashamed, Mary Blanchard, to go a-givin’ way like that, and you
with all them childern, as ought to know better.”
“I be that nervish, d’ye see. Lard, I do feel shaky all over. I have a
kind o’ porsentiment as summat have a-happened—that I have, and I can’t
say no different, Mrs. Stuckhey, not if it be to please you.”
At this moment the pair were overtaken by a stout, elderly man, who,
recognising them as he passed, turned to greet the person whom the news
might be supposed to concern most nearly.
“Good evenin’ to ’ee, Mrs. Stuckhey; this here be very disapp’intin’,
bain’t it?”
Susan responded with a little “dip,” for Farmer Joyce was the principal
inhabitant of Riverton.
“E-es, sir, it be a bit disapp’intin’, I d’ ’low, but I reckon we’ll be
hearin’ to-morrow as the good noos be true, and ’tis but the War Office
what have made a mistake.”
“I dunno, I’m sure,” returned the farmer, heaving a deep sigh. “Them
there Boers be a queer lot. I did never hear tell o’ sich folks. They
do seem to be here, there, and everywhere, all at once as mid be—poppin’
up jist same as rabbits in warren. Ah,” he cried, delighted with his own
simile, and anxious if possible to improve it, “it be jist same as if our
troops were a-fightin’ o’ rabbits—rabbits wi’ guns,” he added with a
chuckle.
“Well, my son do say as they don’t like the cold steel,” remarked Mrs.
Stuckhey cautiously. “My son didn’t seem noways afeared on ’em. Says
he, when he did last write, says he, ‘I should like a dig at the man what
shot me’.”
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