Boardinghouses -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Love stories; Single women -- Fiction
"Now, Patricia!"--it had become with her a habit to address her
reflection in the mirror--"shall we carry an umbrella, or shall we
not?" For a few moments she regarded herself quizzically, then finally
announced, "No: we will not. An umbrella suggests a bus, or the tube,
and when a girl goes out with a major in the British Army, she goes in
a taxi. No, we will not carry an umbrella."
She still lingered in front of the mirror, looking at herself with
obvious approval.
"Yes, Patricia! you are looking quite nice. Your eyes are violeter,
your hair more sunsetty and your lips redder than usual, and, yes, your
face generally looks happier."
When she entered the lounge it was twenty minutes to eight and,
although dinner was at seven-thirty, the room was full. Everybody
stared at her as with flushed cheeks she walked to the centre of the
room. Then suddenly turning to Miss Wangle, she said, "Do you think I
shall do, Miss Wangle, or do I look too wicked for a major?"
Miss Wangle merely stared. Mrs. Hamilton smiled and Mrs.
Mosscrop-Smythe looked sympathetically at Miss Wangle. Mr. Bolton
laughed.
"I wish I was a major, Miss Brent," he remarked, at which Patricia
turned to him and made an elaborate curtsy.
"That girl will come to a bad end," remarked Miss Wangle with
conviction to Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe, as with a smile over her shoulder
Patricia made a dramatic exit. She had noticed, however, that Miss
Wangle and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe were in hats and jackets. They, too,
were apparently going out, although she had not heard them tell Mrs.
Craske-Morton so. Mr. Bolton also had his hat in his hand. During the
day Patricia had thought out very carefully the part she had set
herself to play. If she were going to meet her fiancé back from the
Front, she must appear radiantly happy, vide conventional opinion. But
she had admonished her reflection in the mirror, "You mustn't overdo
it. Women, especially tabbies, are very acute."
It had been Patricia's intention to go by bus but at the entrance of
the lounge she saw Gustave who ingratiatingly enquired, "Taxi, mees?"
With a smile she nodded her head, and Gustave disappeared. "There goes
another two shillings. Oh, bother Major Brown! Soldiers are costly
luxuries," she muttered under her breath.
A moment after Gustave reappeared with the intimation that the taxi was
at the door. A group of her fellow-guests gathered in the hall to see
her off. Patricia thought their attitude more appropriate to a wedding
than the fact that one of their fellow-boarders was going out to
dinner. "It is clear," she thought, "that Patricia Brent, man-catcher,
is a much more important person than is Patricia Brent, inveterate
spinster."
She noticed that there was a second taxi at the door, and while her own
driver was "winding-up" his machine, which took some little time, the
other taxi got off in front. She had seen get into it Miss Wangle,
Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe, and Mr. Bolton.
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