Now along all the four roads horsemen could be seen converging towards
Castle Knock cross. All sorts of nags, good, bad, and indifferent,
ridden by all sorts of people, small farmers, sporting squireens from
Tullagh, a sprinkling of gentry, so that in five minutes the space of
the cross-roads presented a lively enough picture; and you could
scarcely hear yourself speak, for every one seemed to know every one
else, and the shouting and the laughing was enough to have raised the
old malefactors who for centuries had been buried at the cross-roads
with stakes through their middles.
Suddenly the talking and the laughing ceased, for away down the road
leading to Kilgobbin might be seen the hounds coming along like a moving
furze bush and the pink-clad figures of the master and the two whips.
“Here they come!” cried Patsy, who had been endeavouring to keep the
hog-maned pony from the vicious attentions of the sweep’s donkey.
“Misther Mahony, will yiz keep your dunkey to yourself, for he’s tryin’
to bite the pony’s nose off. Miss Doris, sit back a bit and trim the
cart, for it’s kickin’ us in flinders he’ll be if the shoulderstrap
presses too hard on him.”
Patsy was well able to drive; for the matter of that, he could sit a
horse bare-backed that many a good horseman could not sit saddled. It
was the proudest moment of his life to be driving Lord Gawdor and Miss
Doris (Selina was not of the party, having developed a snuffling cold
during the night); and his satisfaction was not decreased by the fact
that Widow Finnegan’s son was present.
The latter was leaning against the sign-post, and every now and then his
evil eye would fall upon the governess-cart and Patsy, and he would
address some remark to the two boys he was talking to, boys as
ill-looking as himself, and then the three would burst into a guffaw of
laughter.
“It’ll be a bad year this for the crops, Mr Rafferty,” cried Patsy,
addressing a stout farmer on a skew-bald nag a few yards away, and
speaking in such a loud voice that every one could hear him, Micky
Finnegan included.
“And how’s that, Patsy?” asked the farmer, touching his hat to Lord
Gawdor and Doris.
“All the scarecrows have struck bisiness,” said Patsy, nodding towards
Micky and his followers. “Not that it matters much, for the crows had
ceased to be afeared of them.”
“Dustpans and brums!” yelled Micky to an acquaintance across the road.
“Mr Moriarty, will you lend me a dustpan and brum?”
“Faith,” said Patsy, still addressing Mr Rafferty, “it’s the first time
in me life I’ve ever heard rubbish cryin’ out for a broom. Sure, it’s
late in the day he is, for he ought to have been swep’ up long ago.”
“Patsy,” said Mr Fanshawe, ranging up beside the governess-cart, “what
are you doing? Remember who you are driving.”
“Don’t stop him, Mr Fanshawe,” said little Lord Gawdor; “he’s always
giving that long boy no end beans—cheeky beast!”
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