Con Cogan had once been the blacksmith at Castle Knock, but he had sold
his business and taken to bad ways, and he was now the terror of the
country-side. He had no house of his own, but just lived as he could,
sleeping in barns and hayricks, sometimes begging his food, sometimes
stealing it. He was suspected of being a highway robber, but he had
never been caught in the act; and though a good many people knew things
about him that would have sent him to prison, they never told: not
because they had any special love for him, but because they were afraid.
It was said that he had the evil eye, and that if he cast a “black look”
on a person it would be all over with them and they would never do
another day’s good. Besides this, he always carried a blackthorn stick
with knobs on it; there were seven notches on the handle of it, and
people said that every notch stood for a man he had killed.
As the boy stood watching his uncle, the latter suddenly rose up with
the dead rabbit he had caught in his hand, and seeing his nephew gave
him good-morning.
“And where are you off to, Patsy?” said he.
“I’m going on an arrand,” replied Patsy.
“And where’s that?” asked Con, as he stuffed the rabbit into the pocket
of his old overcoat, and took up the blackthorn stick he had dropped.
“To Castle Knock,” replied Patsy.
“And what are you going to do with yourself when you get to Castle
Knock?” asked Con.
“I’m goin’ to do me arrand.”
“Blisther you and your arrands!” shouted his uncle. “Talk English, will
yiz, or I’ll prod the sinse out of you with the end of me blackthorn
stick!”
“Ohone!” cried Patsy. “Sure, it’s skinned alive I’ll be if I’m not back
by twelve with the ca’tridges for the guns that’s waitin’ at the
post-office with the lethers for the Big House.”
“So they’ve made you the postman,” said Con.
“Bob Murphy’s laid up with the rheumatism,” replied Con’s nephew. “Crool
bad he is; and me father says to me: ‘Away wid you, Patsy, to Castle
Knock for the lethers, and ax thim has the ca’tridges for the guns come
from Dublin, and fetch thim if they have. And if you drop wan of them
it’s skinned alive you’ll be, or me name’s not Micky Rooney.’”
“Oh, he did, did he?” said Con.
“Them’s were his words,” said Patsy; “so I must be runnin’ on me
arrand.”
“Oh, you must be runnin’ on your arrand, must you?” asked Con in a
meditative tone.
“I must.”
“And your daddy said he’d skin you alive if you weren’t quick, did he?”
“He did.”
“Well, it’s I that’ll be skinnin’ you dead in two ticks if you don’t
hould your whisht and be doin’ my bidding.”
“Ohone!” wailed Patsy.
“WHISHT!” shouted Con.
Patsy became dumb. He would have darted off like a rabbit and tried to
escape by running, only he was afraid of being brought to earth by Con’s
blackthorn stick hurled after him, for Con was a terrible marksman, and
he had been known a kill a pheasant thirty paces off with no other
weapon than his deftly-flung stick.
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