Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction; Mystery fiction; Young women -- Juvenile fiction
"Ho, ho! You needn't have done that! I ain't accustomed to such grand
things."
"Now, Azalea, flowers on the table aren't especially grand. I think I
should have them,--if I could,--if I were eating in the middle of the
Desert of Sahara."
"I believe you would," said Bill, smiling at her; "Patty is a
flower-worshipper, Zaly. Zaly's the name your mother called you when
you were a tiny mite. Tell me about your father? Was he willing to be
left alone?"
"Oh,--he didn't mind. What lovely silver you have, Patty."
"Yes; they are my wedding presents."
"Oh, tell me all about your wedding!"
"I didn't have any. I mean, not a big reception and all that. We were
married in haste,--so we could have a chance to repent at leisure,--if
we want to."
"And do you?" asked Azalea, with such a serious air that the other two
laughed.
"I haven't had leisure enough for _that_ yet," Bill declared.
"And I don't know what leisure means," Patty said. "I'm busy from morning
till night. If we ever get any leisure,--either of us,--perhaps we'll
begin on that repentance performance."
But Patty's happy face, as she turned it toward her husband, left little
doubt as to her state of satisfaction with her life. Though, as she said,
she was always busy, it was by her own wish, and she would have been
miserable if she had had nothing to do.
Azalea, as Bill expressed it later to Patty, was a whole show!
The girl was ignorant of manners and customs that were second nature to
her hosts, and was even unacquainted with the uses of some of the table
furniture.
But this they had expected, and both Patty and Bill were more than ready
to ignore and excuse any lapses of etiquette.
However, they were not prepared for Azalea's attitude, which was that of
self-important bravado. Quite conscious of her shortcomings, the girl's
nature was such that she preferred to pretend familiarity with her
strange surroundings and she assumed an air of what she considered
elegance that was so funny that the others had difficulty to keep from
laughing outright.
She was especially at great pains to extend her little finger when she
raised a glass or cup, having evidently observed the practice among
people she admired. This finally resulted in her dropping the glass and
spilling water all over her dinner plate.
"Hang it all!" she cried; "ain't that _me_! Just as I get right into the
swing of your hifalutin ways, I go and upset the applecart! Pshaw!
You'll think I'm a country junk!"
"Not at all," said Patty, kindly, "'twas an accident that might happen to
anybody. Norah will bring you a fresh plate. Don't think of it."
"No, I won't have a fresh plate. I'm going to keep this one, to serve me
right for being so awkward." And no amount of insistence would persuade
the foolish girl to have her plate changed.
"Nonsense, Azalea!" Farnsworth remonstrated, "you can't eat that chicken,
floating around in a sea of potato and water! Don't be a silly! Let Norah
take it."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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