Then the alcohol began to surge through the veins of the blue ox. The
frisky, exuberant spirit of his healthy days returned. He pranced and
sashayed. He lifted his tail and bellowed. His breath came in snorts as
he lightly pawed the ground. For a time he was content with such merry
gamboling, frolicking and romping about, then he felt a sentimental
longing for Paul Bunyan and his mates of the woods, and he started out
to find them. But the alcohol mounted to his head, it dimmed his eyes,
and he lost the trail. He wandered into the Wet Desert country and was
caught in a terrific rainstorm. He toiled stubbornly on, though his
befuddled senses had lost all sense of direction and he sank knee-deep
into the desert mud at every step. As he struggled ahead, weaving first
to the right, then to the left, then to the right again, water rolled
from his back and foamed in cataracts down his dragging tail. A river
coursed down the crooked path he left behind him. He grew weak again
after he had plowed through the mud for hours and the fever had left
his blood. When the storm passed his strength left him and he sought
rest on a high plateau.
There Paul Bunyan and the loggers found him, after a three weeks’
search which had begun when the Big Swede brought the news of his
disappearance. At first the loggers were sure he was dead, and groans
of sorrow rose in dismal thunders from the vast host. But Johnny
Inkslinger would not give up hope. He had repelled the lure of grand
ideas at last, and he had his old medicine case with him now. In a
moment he had emptied its store of alcohol and Epsom salts down Babe’s
throat. In a few minutes the blue ox opened his eyes. The loggers
frantically cheered. Babe answered them with a bellow that threw even
the loggers on the farthest hills to the ground. Though the blue ox was
thin and feeble still, the vitality of health was in his voice again.
“He is cured!” said Paul Bunyan.
“He is cured!” shouted the loggers, as they scrambled to their feet.
“Yah,” said the Big Swede blissfully.
Johnny Inkslinger alone said nothing. He, too, was cured.
Say the old loggers:
Ever since he took his drunken course through the Wet Desert a stream
has flowed down the crooked trail made by the blue ox. It is called
Snake River in all the geographies. The great whale corral is known
as Coos Bay. And Babe’s unfinished grave has become the islands and
waters of Pugent Sound. The Cascade Mountains of Washington were made
from the dirt thrown up by the loggers and Paul Bunyan when they began
to dig the grave, and a bitter dispute still rages regarding the name
for the loftiest peak. The loggers and the people of Seattle call it
Mt. Bunyan, the people of Tacoma and the Indians call it Mt. Tacoma,
and the geographers and tourists have named it Mt. Rainier, after the
weather, which is rainier there than in any other part of the country.
So say the old loggers.
And loggers are truthful men.
NEW IOWA
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