“In becoming a Real American, I become Paul _Bunyan_,” he declared. “I
am Paul _Bunyon_ no more. Even so shall my blue ox calf be called Babe,
and Bébé no longer. We are now Real Americans both, hearts, souls and
hides.”
After uttering these words with feeling and solemnity, an emotion more
expansive, more uplifting and more inspiring than any he had ever known
possessed Paul Bunyan and transfigured him. His chest swelled, his eyes
danced and glittered, and his cheeks shone rosily through the black
curls of his beard.
“And I’m glad of it!” he roared. “By the holy old mackinaw, and by the
hell-jumping, high-tailed, fuzzy-eared, whistling old jeem cris and
seventeen slippery saints, I’m _proud_ of it, too! Gloriously proud!”
Then he felt amazed beyond words that the simple fact of entering Real
America and becoming a Real American could make him feel so exalted, so
pure, so noble, so good. And an indomitable conquering spirit had come
to him also. He now felt that he could whip his weight in wildcats,
that he could pull the clouds out of the sky, or chew up stones, or
tell the whole world anything.
“Since becoming a Real American,” roared Paul Bunyan, “I can look any
man straight in the eye and tell him to go to hell! If I could meet a
man of my own size, I’d prove this instantly. We may find such a man
and celebrate our naturalization in a Real American manner. We shall
see. Yay, Babe!”
Then the two great Real Americans leaped over the Border. Freedom
and Inspiration and Uplift were in the very air of this country, and
Babe and Paul Bunyan got more noble feelings in every breath. They
were greatly exhilarated physically at first; and they galloped over
valleys and hills without looking about them, but only breathing this
soul-flushing air and roaring and bellowing their delight in it.
But before the day was over, Paul Bunyan discovered that Real America
had its sober, matter-of-fact side also. A whisper stirred in his
heart: “To work! Take advantage of your opportunity!” The whisper got
louder and more insistent every moment; and at last the idea it spoke
possessed Paul Bunyan, and he sat down to ponder it, letting Babe graze
and roll on the clover-covered hills.
Now the whisper became an insistent cry: “Work! Work! Work!” Paul
Bunyan looked up, and he seemed to see the word shining among the
clouds; he looked down then into the vast valley, and he seemed to
see--by the holy old mackinaw! he did see--the forest of his second
dream! And now he knew it: his Life Work was to begin here.
For many days and nights Paul Bunyan pondered on the hillside before
the Great Idea came to him. Like all Great Ideas, it was simple enough,
once he had thought of it. Real America was covered with forests. A
forest was composed of trees. A felled and trimmed tree was a log. Paul
Bunyan threw aside his pine tree beard brush and jumped to his feet
with a great shout.
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