Paul Bunyan had become a true man of the woods, and paperwork troubled
him. He was fortunate in discovering the greatest man with figures
that ever lived to do his office work for him, and this man, Johnny
Inkslinger, did all the figuring alone after he came to camp. But
before the renowned timekeeper was found the keeping of his accounts
and records was Paul Bunyan’s largest difficulty. He figured wearily
and the smell of ink often made him sick. His logging operations grew
more extensive as time went on. He brought crews of great little men
from overseas and organized his first logging camp. He cleared off
seven hundred townships in the Smiling River country for a big farm,
and John Shears, his earnest boss farmer, managed it so efficiently
that new companies of loggers had to be added to the camp each season
to use up the produce; consequently, more and more timber was being
felled as each season ran its course.
At last it got so that figuring occupied all of Paul Bunyan’s time
between supper and breakfast, and then he had to take time away from
work in the woods for the keeping of his accounts. In vain he tried to
increase his speed as a figurer. He learned to write with both hands
at once; but this was no use, for the two sets of figures would mix up
in his head and result in confusion. He invented the multiplication
table, cube root and algebra, but production increased so fast that
these short cuts gave him no more time than before for the woods. Then
he gave in to necessity and looked about for help. No figurers were
anywhere to be discovered, so Paul Bunyan invented bossmen to carry on
the work in the woods while he held forth in the office.
His first foreman was Gun Gunderson, commonly known as “Shot” Gunderson
because of his explosive nature. He originated the “High-ball System,”
which is still used in some logging camps. Much of the loggers’ tough
vocabulary has come down from him. His favorite words of encouragement
were: “Put a better notch in that stick or I’ll cave your head in!”
“Heave harder on that peavy handle, you gizzardless scissor-bill, or
I’ll put the calks to you!” He began to lose power when the loggers
learned his lingo and came back at him fiercely in his own words.
His downfall happened in the second winter on Tadpole River, in the
Bullfrog Lake country. That was the winter of the Big Wind, which blew
so hard for four months that Shot Gunderson had to yell at the top of
his voice to be heard in its howling blasts. His voice cracked under
the strain and then, of course, his chief strength as a boss was gone.
He became a plain logger again, and Chris Crosshaulsen succeeded him.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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