But Paul Bunyan was not prepared for the monstrous display of
effrontery which was given by Hels Helsen when the exhausted loggers
could no longer follow him up the mountain side.
One morning the foreman did not call the men out to work; instead, Paul
Bunyan heard him giving them orders to pack up.
“Thunderation!” exclaimed the master logger. “What means this, Hels?”
The Bull of the Woods was attaching a cable to the cookhouse skids. He
looked up with an insolent grin.
“Aye forgot tal you, Bunyan, but aye goin’ move dar camp,” he said, in
tones of marked disrespect. “No use to try har no moore noo, aye tank.
Logger can’ stan’ on head mooch lonker har. Aye don’ tank so, Bunyan.
We move new yob noo.”
“Bunyan!” exploded the appalled leader. “‘Bunyan,’ you call me! You
think _you’ll_ move the camp! _You_ will do so! By the blazing sands of
the hot high hills of hell, and by the stink and steam of its low swamp
water, how in the name of the holy old mackinaw, how in the names of
the whistling old, roaring old, jumping old, bald-headed, blue-bellied
jeem cris and the dod derned dod do you figure you’re wearing any
shining crown of supreme authority in this man’s camp? Say!!!”
“Aye tank so,” said Hels Helsen calmly.
“Suffering old saints and bleary-eyed fathers!”
“Yah, aye tank so.”
With a mighty effort Paul Bunyan recovered his poise and dignity. He
strode to the office and got his shot gun and a sack of shells loaded
with sheet iron squares. Then his “All out, men!” rolled through the
camp.
The power of that unloosed voice threw each logger into the air, and
they all dropped, bottoms down, on the rocky ground. They were still
dazed men as they wabbled to their feet, and they meekly followed their
rightful leader toward the mountain, rubbing sore spots with their
hands as they staggered along. Muttering darkly, Hels Helsen followed
at a distance.
Paul Bunyan halted the loggers before they reached the shadows of the
mountain. He turned and faced them, and for a moment they stood in
breathless terror, fearing that he was going to urge them to another
effort on the slopes above. But no. Paul Bunyan only said, in the tones
of a gentle teacher, “You see before you a logged-off plain. Only
stumps remain upon its soil. I shall make you a forest. Behold!”
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