The loggers in camp heard a stupendous uproar of battle, and they fled
from the shaking bunkhouses. The bravest among them crawled to the top
of the hump, from where they could see the mountain. When they beheld
the titanic conflict that was raging two miles above them on the flat
mountain top they stood like images of stone and stared affrightedly.
Around and around the one hundred and twenty-seven mile circle of the
lofty plain the leader and the foreman fought with all their powers.
Now came a sound like a thunder-clap as Paul Bunyan smote Hels Helsen
solidly on his square jaw. Now came a sound like a hurricane screeching
through a network of cables as Hels Helsen’s hand seized Paul Bunyan’s
beard and was jerked loose. For a long time the struggle seemed equal,
with neither combatant suffering great injury. Then Paul Bunyan’s
shoulders struck acres of pine trees with the crash of a tornado. A
heaving mass of dust rolled over him, but the dauntless leader’s head
was suddenly thrust above it; the loggers saw his fist fly from behind
him, it squashed over Hels Helsen’s nose, and the sun shone red through
a spray of blood.... Balloons and geysers of dust now rose explosively
all over the mountain top, and heavy gray clouds soon hid the mountain
from view; trees and rocks crashed everywhere on the plain below; the
convulsions of the earth increased in force; even the bravest of the
loggers were at last terrified by the shocks and blasts, and they fled
to camp and hid under their blankets.
All night the tumult of battle sounded, but at dawn there was a crash
of such shocking force that it upset every bunkhouse; and then a sudden
hush. The loggers, all shell-shocked and bruised, crawled under their
overturned bunks, but as the quiet persisted they at length ventured
outside. The dust was still rolling by in thick clouds and they could
not see their hands before them. But at sunup it had thinned out, and
ere long they beheld the figure of one of the fighters looming in the
distance. The conqueror was carrying his helpless adversary over his
shoulder.
And this conqueror, this victor in that tourney of the Titans, that
battle of the behemoths, that riot of the races, that Herculean
jaw-hammering, chin-mauling, nose-pounding, side-stamping,
cheek-tearing, rib-breaking, lip-pinching, back-beating, neck-choking,
eye-gouging, tooth-jerking, arm-twisting, head-butting, beard-pulling,
ear-biting, bottom-thumping, toe-holding, knee-tickling, shin-cracking,
heel-bruising, belly-whacking, hair-yanking, hell-roaring supreme and
incomparable knock-down-and-drag-out fight of all history was the
mighty leader of the new race of loggers, Battling Paul Bunyan.
Tattered, bloody, dirt-streaked, he marched with dignity still. On
through the hosts of silent awed loggers he passed, without glancing
down at them. He disappeared with the Bull of the Woods into the camp
office.
“You’re going to be a good foreman now, Hels Helsen!”
“Aye tank so, Mr. Bunyan.”
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