The old cook brought this misfortune on himself. Sourdough was his
weakness as well as his strength. Had he been content to keep it only
in the kitchen, where it belonged, and to develop it simply as a food,
he, and not his son, Hot Biscuit Slim, might be remembered as the
father of camp cookery, even as the mighty Paul Bunyan is venerated as
the father of logging. But Sam was prey to wild ideas about the uses of
his creation. He declared it could be used for shaving soap, poultices,
eye wash, boot grease, hair tonic, shin plasters, ear muffs, chest
protectors, corn pads, arch supporters, vest lining, pillow stuffing,
lamp fuel, kindling, saw polish and physic. One time he came into the
bunkhouse with a chair cushion made out of sourdough. As bad luck would
have it, Jonah Wiles, the worst of the bunkhouse cranks, was the first
man to sit on it. He always sat hard, and when he dropped on the new
chair cushion, he splashed sourdough as high as his ears. Jonah Wiles
was fearfully proud of his mackinaw pants, for they were the only pair
in camp that had red, green, purple and orange checks. Now the bursted
cushion was splashed over all their gaudy colors. Sam apologized humbly
and begged the privilege of washing them. His rage showing only in the
glitter of his beady blue eyes, Jonah Wiles stripped off the smeared
pants and handed them over to the cook. Sourdough Sam recklessly washed
them in another of his creations, sourdough suds. Not a thread of color
was left in the prized pants; they were a brilliant white when they
were returned. The old cook brought them back reluctantly and he was
tremendously relieved when Jonah Wiles did not tear into him with
oaths and blows. But Jonah Wiles was different from other loggers in
that he always concealed even his strongest feelings. So he put on the
pants without saying a word, though he was blazing with wrath inside.
His rage against the cook was aggravated when his mates began to call
him “the legless logger,” because of his invisibility from the bottom
of his coat to the tops of his boots when he tramped to work. The
brilliant white pants did not show at all against a background of snow.
This unfortunate incident led to the important happenings of the
Sourdough Drive, which was one of the turning points in the history
of logging. For Jonah Wiles now cherished a vicious hostility against
Sourdough Sam; with patient cunning he awaited the time when he might
be avenged for the outrage that had made him known in the camp as “the
legless logger.”
Jonah Wiles was not a great man among the loggers; he was only a
swamper, and Mark Beaucoup, who was a mighty man with both ax and pike
pole, was much more to be feared as a bunkhouse crank. But where Mark
Beaucoup was a roaring grouch, Jonah Wiles was a sly, quiet one; he had
a devilish insinuating gift of making men see and believe uncomfortable
things.
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