Shanty Boy grew bolder with success. He told, with a bare face, stories
about snakes that had many joints, and how they would separate into
pieces and crawl a dozen ways at once. He called them joint snakes.
He told stories about a snake that would put its tail in its mouth
and roll down hill. He called it a hoop snake. When the loggers got
a little tired of snakes, he told whoppers about possums, then about
coons, and so on. At last he got around to fish, and he told so many
good fish stories that the loggers would not let him switch to another
subject. He ran out of ideas, but the loggers would not let him get
away from fish.
One night as he was trying desperately to invent a tolerable lie about
fish he remembered a story of a whale that he had heard his grandfather
tell, insisting that it was the gospel truth. It was the old story
about Jonah and the whale, and the loggers had never heard it. They
became indignant when Shanty Boy repeated it for the plain truth, and
some of them began to shout at him. For the first time in his life he
got stage fright. He felt that he was telling the gospel truth, but
the memory of his previous lies overwhelmed him. He tried vainly to
continue his narrative about Jonah’s life in the whale’s belly, but
his tongue failed. He dropped his head, and he fixed a shamed gaze
on his feet. First he heard nothing but the pounding of his heart;
then an angry mutter ran along the bunks. It grew into a fierce growl.
Then Shanty Boy heard the tramp of feet, and he looked up to see Mark
Beaucoup and the bunkhouse cranks advancing upon him.
“She’s lie!” yelled Mark Beaucoup. “_Sacre!_ but she’s tell a beeg wan.”
He shook a huge brown fist under Shanty Boy’s nose.
“Now you are feex yourself. Stan’ up w’ile I knock you down!”
The loggers left their bunks and made a pressing crowd around their
discomfited bard and his challenger.
“I was coun’ for you stan’ up. Wan--two--t’ree----”
Then Shanty Boy remembered Paul Bunyan’s “All complaints must be lodged
with me” and courage returned to him.
“You bunkhouse cranks shore give me a misery,” he said contemptuously.
“You jest go an’ tell my story to ol’ Paul an’ see what _he_ says about
it.”
The loggers stared at him with amazement.
“By gar!” exclaimed Mark Beaucoup. “De fool wan’ me tell dees to ol’
Paul! She’s wan’ me tell dees, dat crazy t’ing!”
“Thet’s what I said,” growled Shanty Boy. “Run along afore I get into
one o’ my tantrums.”
Knowing Paul Bunyan’s furious opinion of liars, the loggers were
smitten with horror. Of course this story might not be a lie, but most
likely it was, and what old Paul would do to him for telling it! Mark
Beaucoup was triumphant. Soon Bunkhouse 1 would have another king; it
should know a rule of iron instead of laughter.
“Come wit’ me,” he commanded his friends. The other loggers, except
Shanty Boy, followed them to Paul Bunyan.
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