As Paul Bunyan listened to Mark Beaucoup he was struck with a powerful
regret for having inspired his greatest bard to leave the path of
truthful narration. Desperate circumstances had seemed to justify the
step. But what a risk he had taken just to save a few weeks logging!
The faith his loggers had in him lay in the balance. Now it seemed that
he must lose this faith or sacrifice a hero. He had never dreamed that
Shanty Boy would recklessly tell such an incredible story. Surely he
had not told it unthinkingly. No doubt he could explain it. Paul Bunyan
sent for him.
It was with a heavy heart that the great bard walked through the lines
of silent, accusing loggers. It looked like the end of everything for
him. But he kept his courage, and, as he walked slowly on, his nimble
mind was leaping from idea to idea, seeking a solid defense. But what
proof could he offer for such a story? His grandfather _knew_ it was
true, but the old man was far away in the Southern mountains. He alone
must prove somehow that he had not lied.... Paul Bunyan’s boots loomed
before him.... He must think hard ... hard....
“This story must be _explained_,” said Paul Bunyan in a stern voice,
at the same time flashing him a look of the utmost sympathy.
“I ’low the story is beyond explainin’, Mr. Bunyan, but I never lied
when I told it,” said Shanty Boy, bravely.
“Prove it!” roared Mark Beaucoup and his followers.
Shanty Boy drew himself up pridefully and he fixed upon the multitude a
gaze of lofty scorn.
“I never lied!” he declared. “I never lied, for when I lie my neck _it
swells_! An’--now--look!”
He jerked open the collar of his shirt and exposed his muscular throat.
There was not a sign of swelling about it. The loggers lifted a mighty
cheer, and Mark Beaucoup, baffled, beaten, completely outwitted, could
only swear:
“She’s don’ swell--by gar!--she’s don’ swell!”
Paul Bunyan could not restrain a windy sigh of relief. The trees bent
before the blast and dust clouds rolled through the ranks of loggers.
Now was the moment to complete the victory.
“Get to your bunkhouses!” Paul Bunyan roared.
Shanty Boy was carried on the shoulders of yelling admirers to
Bunkhouse 1. Mark Beaucoup and the bunkhouse cranks did not venture to
follow them until the lights had gone out. Then, humbled and quiet,
they sneaked into their bunks.
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