As a result of his troubles Paul Bunyan came near to abandoning logging
operations in the Smiling River Country. But one night he got an idea,
an idea so simple and sound that he was astonished at not thinking of
it before. He put it into practice at once, and when the loggers awoke
the next morning they saw wooded hills at the very door of the camp.
Paul Bunyan had simply thrown a cable around each hill, and the blue
ox, who could pull anything that had a top on it, had snaked every one
into camp. So the logging then went on easily until the new summer had
melted the ice and snow and Lake Michigan was filled with water once
more, and had new fish in it.
Shanty Boy’s triumph was complete. Not only did he have great honors
from Paul Bunyan, but his mates now revered as well as admired him. His
ventures from truth had held off revolt from the bunkhouses. He had
convinced the loggers of the truth of the grand old story of Jonah and
the whale. And he had made them all fear swelled necks as the result of
lying. This last effect persists to this day, for everywhere loggers
are still known as the most truthful of men.
THE KINGDOM OF KANSAS
No region of Real America, save Kansas, boasted of its weather in Paul
Bunyan’s time. In the heyday of the mighty logger the climates and
seasons were not systematized; they came and went and behaved without
rule or reason. There were many years with two winters, and sometimes
all four seasons would come and go in one month. The wind would
frequently blow straight up and then straight down. Sometimes it would
simply stand still and blow in one place. In its most prankish moods it
would blow all ways at once. The weather was indeed powerful strange in
those days and it got itself talked about. And nowhere were its ways
more evil than in Utah.
When Paul Bunyan moved his camp to the state of Utah for the purpose
of logging off its forests of stonewood trees he was not careless of
the climate; he merely failed to suspect its treachery. Besides, other
troubles beset him. The gritty texture of the stonewood timber dulled
the edge of an ax bit in two strokes. At the end of their twelve-hour
day in the woods the loggers had to sharpen axes for seven hours. They
were always fagged out. Then there was only one small river near the
forests, and Babe, the blue ox, who had got hayfever again since coming
West, drank it dry every fifteen minutes. The loggers thirsted, and
they were bedeviled by sand in their blankets and in the beans, for
every time Babe sneezed he raised a dust storm that rolled its clouds
through the cookhouse and the bunkhouses and covered the great plain
and the hills around the camp. A spirit of dark and evil melancholy
settled on the loggers.
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