Paul Bunyan listened somewhat doubtfully as the timekeeper revealed
his idea and plans. But he was not one to oppose a scientific man with
mere logic, so he gave orders that the great treatment devised by
Johnny Inkslinger should be carried out. For five days the loggers
toiled, erecting a scaffold on each side of the blue ox. Runways were
built from the top floors of the scaffolds to Babe’s back. Then all was
ready for the first treatment. For three hours loggers carrying pike
poles, peavys, sledges and mauls climbed the scaffolds and extended in
lines on each side of Babe’s humped spine. Then Paul Bunyan grasped
the horns of the sick creature, Johnny Inkslinger and the Big Swede
seized his tail, the command, “Get ready!” was given, then, “Let’s
go!” Paul Bunyan said, and the army of doctors began the cure. All
that day, through the night, and for seventy-six consecutive hours
thereafter the loggers attacked the hump in Babe’s spine, while Paul
Bunyan, Johnny Inkslinger, and the Big Swede attempted to stretch it to
its former shape by tugging on the poor animal’s horns and tail. Babe
mooed dolorously indeed while this treatment was being performed, and
the tears rolled from his saddened eyes in foaming torrents. But he did
not resist. Intelligent animal that he was, he knew that his friends
were only trying to drive away his misery. And kindly of soul as he
was, it was no doubt as much to give them the pleasure of success as
to stop them from prodding, pounding and stretching his spine that he
made a heroic effort to act as cured ox. Pretty deceiver! Once he had
straightened his aching back, how lustily he began to devour bale after
bale of bitter-tasting hay from his manger! How speedily he emptied
tubfuls of hot cakes and fried eggs, while Hot Biscuit Slim, Cream Puff
Fatty and the assistant cooks looked on and cheered! Never did Babe
depart more friskly for the woods than on the morning he was pronounced
cured. The Big Swede, hanging to the halter rope, only hit the dirt
once in every mile and a half!
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The work of logging was soon in its old routine, but Paul Bunyan
was not satisfied. Babe could not hide his spells of trembling; he
moved feverishly; his expression was haggard, his mooings hollow.
Johnny Inkslinger, still flushed with the fire of his grand idea,
was impatient with Paul Bunyan’s worriment. But he could not quiet
the great logger’s fears. When it was noted that Hickory River would
suddenly rise three or four feet above its normal level and as suddenly
fall again, Paul Bunyan set a close watch on the blue ox and discovered
that there were times when the hump in his back became greater than
ever before, and that torrents of tears often poured from his eyes in
fits of weeping, thus flooding the river. Firmly, but without anger,
Paul Bunyan ordered his timekeeper to devise another treatment.
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