Johnny Inkslinger reluctantly admitted his failure and again brought
his powers of thought to consider the perplexing sickness of the blue
ox. But he did not labor with the materials of his knowledge and
science. He longed to glow again with the tickling heat of originality,
to taste once more the sweet fat of his own ideas. So he sat and
thought, awaiting inspiration, while his doctor books stood unopened on
the towering shelves of the camp office. And at last he was rewarded by
an idea that floated from mysterious darkness like a bubble of golden
light. It was midnight, but his ecstatic shouts awakened the camp. The
loggers, thrilled and alarmed, rolled from their bunks and ran in their
underclothes to the camp office. A white-clad host soon filled the
broad valley and covered the distant hills. Johnny Inkslinger then came
out of the office, carrying a box that had held ninety-five tons of
soap. He mounted this box and began to speak. His eyes flamed, his hair
waved, his hands fanned the air. He was voluble. “Doctor or prophet?”
Paul Bunyan asked himself sadly as he strode away, after listening for
a short time. But the loggers were enchanted as the speech went on.
Johnny Inkslinger ended each period with a mesmeric phrase, and after
he had repeated it thrice at the ending of his speech the loggers made
a chant of it. “Milk of the Western whale! Milk of the Western whale!
Milk of the Western whale!” they roared, as they swayed and danced in
their underclothes. The chant rose in thunders to the sky, it rolled
over the hickory forests, and it shook the rocks of far mountains. It
reëchoed for hours after the loggers had returned to the bunkhouses.
Paul Bunyan considered the situation bravely and calmly. He admitted no
vain regrets that he had never studied doctoring himself. He pronounced
no maledictions on his timekeeper’s puzzling mania. He simply
considered the plain facts of his problem: if Babe died the great
logging enterprises would be halted forever; Johnny Inkslinger was the
only man who had the science and knowledge to cure the sick ox, and if
humored he might return to his senses; a change to the Western coast
might benefit Babe, and the milk of the Western whale would surely do
him no harm. So the mighty logger decided to move his camp to the West,
and there let Johnny Inkslinger give him the whale’s milk cure.
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