City and town life -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"I have vanted to ask you thes': If I vork at that bad place in the road
in front--if I bring sand from the hill behind, what I can, and fill in
that hole, slow, you know--but some every day--you would not mind?"
"Mind?" says I. "Why, my, no. But it's part the village's business to do
that. You're in the village limits, you know. It'd ought to been done
long ago."
"The village?" said he. "But it is your place. Why should the village
fix that hole?"
"It's the village's business," I told him, "to keep the streets good.
Most of them do it pretty lackadaisical, but it's their business to do
it."
His face lit up like turning up the wick. "_Nu!_" he cried. "So I vill
do. I thought it vould be you I am doing it for, and I vas glad. But if
it is the village, then I am many times more glad of that."
It wasn't much of a compliment to a lady, but I thought I see what he
meant.
"Why are you glad, Mr. Jeffro," I says, to make sure, "that it's the
village?"
"It does all the things for me," he says, simple. "The fire-engine, the
post-office--even the telephone is free to me in the village. So it is
America doing this for me; for thes' village, it belongs to America.
There is no army that I go in or pay to keep out of--there are no
soldiers that are jostling me in the streets--they do not even make me
buy and put up any flag. And my little Joseph, all day long he is
learning. And the people--here they call me 'Mr.' All is free--free. For
all thes' I pay nothing. And now you tell me here is a hole that it is
the village business to fill up. It is the business of America to fill
up that hole! Vell, I can make that my business, for a
little--what-you-say--_pay-back_."
It was awful hard to know what to say. I wonder what you'd have said? I
just stood still and kept still. Because, if I'd known what to say, it
would have been pretty hard, just then, to say it anyway.
"It is a luck for the folks," he said, "that their own vork lets them
make some paying back. My toys, they don't pay back, not very much. I
must find another vay."
He followed me out on the stoop.
"There is von thing they vill let me do after a vile, though," he said,
with a smile. "In America, I hear everybody make von long, strong
groaning about their taxes. Those taxes, ven vill they come? And are
they so very big, then? They must be very big to pay for all the free
things."
"Why, Mr. Jeffro," I said, "but you won't have any taxes."
"But I am to be a citizen!" he cried. "Every citizen pays his taxes."
"No," I told him. "No, they don't. And unless you own property or--or
something," says I, stumbling as delicate as I could, "you don't pay
any taxes at all, Mr. Jeffro."
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