Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa: 1883Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
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Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa: 1883
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor; Boys -- Fiction; Practical jokes -- Fiction
the goat hisself, and we filled the order, don't you see? Well, I guess
I will go and sneak in the back way, and find out from the hired girl
how the land lays. She won't go back on me, cause the goat was not
loaded for hired girls. She just happened to get in at the wrong time.
Good bye, sir, Remember and give your goat kyan pepper in your lodge.”
As the boy went away, and skipped over the back fence, the grocery man
said to his brother odd fellow,
“If that boy don't beat the devil then I never saw one that did. The old
man ought to have him sent to a lunatic asylum.”
CHAPTER XX.
HIS GIRL GOES BACK ON HIM--THE GROCERY MAN IS AFRAID--BUT
THE BAD BOY IS A WRECK!--“MY GIRL, HAS SHOOK ME!”--THE BAD
BOY'S HEART IS BROKEN--STILL HE ENJOYS A BIT OF FUN--COD-
LIVER OIL ON THE PANCAKES--THE HIRED GIRLS MADE VICTIMS--THE
BAD BOY VOWS VENGEANCE ON HIS GIRL AND THE TELEGRAPH
MESSENGER.
“Now you git right away from here,” said the grocery man to the bad boy,
as he came in with a hungry look on his face, and a wild light in his
eye. “I am afraid of you. I wouldn't be surprised to see you go off half
cocked and blow us all up. I think you are a devil. You may have a billy
goat, or a shot gun or a bottle of poison concealed about you. Condemn
you, the police ought to muzzle you. You will kill somebody yet. Here
take a handful of prunes and go off somewhere and enjoy yourself, and
keep away from here,” and the grocery man went on sorting potatoes, and
watching the haggard face of the boy. “What ails you anyway?” he added,
as the boy refused the prunes, and seemed to be sick to the stomach.
“O, I am a wreck,” said the boy, as he grated his teeth, and looked
wicked. “You see before you a shadow. I have drank of the sweets of
life, and now only the dregs remain. I look back at the happiness of the
past two weeks, during which I have been permitted to gaze into the fond
blue eyes of my loved one, and carry her rubbers to school for her to
wear home when it rained, to hear the sweet words that fell from her
lips as she lovingly told me I was a terror, and as I think it is all
over, and that I shall never again place my arm around her waist, I feel
as if the world had been kicked off its base and was whirling through
space, liable to be knocked into a cocked hat, and I don't care a darn.
My girl has shook me.”
“Sho! You don't say so,” says the grocery man as he threw a rotten
potato into a basket of good ones that were going to the orphan asylum.
“Well, she showed sense. You would have blown her up, or broken her
neck, or something. But don't feel bad. You will soon find another girl
that will discount her, and you will forget this one.”
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