Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
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Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor
If hell had broke loose, the new minister could not have been more
astonished. He stepped back, grasped his manuscript, and was just about
to jump from the pulpit, when a deacon on the front seat said, “It's all
right, brother, he has only _been down below to see about the fire._”
The sexton came up and shut down the trap door, the color came back to
the face of the minister, and he went on, though the incident seemed to
take the tuck all out of him.
A traveling man who happened to be at the church tells us that he knows
the minister was scared, for he sweat so that the perspiration run right
down on the carpet and made a puddle as though a dipper of water had
been tipped over there. The minister says he was not scared, but we
don't see how he could help it.
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