Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
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Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor
When we lent the young Christians our sanctum as a reception room for
the ladies when they gave the winter picnic to the dry goods clerks, we
_did_ feel a little hurt at finding so many different kinds of hair pins
on the carpet the next morning, and the different colors of long hair on
our plush chairs and raw silk ottoman would have been a dead give away
on any other occasion, but for this, even, we have forgiven the young
Christians, though if we ever do so again they have got to agree to comb
the lounge and the chairs before we shall ever occupy the rooms again.
There is nothing that is so hard to explain as a long hair of another
color, or hair pins and blue bows, and pieces of switch. They are gone,
and we miss them. No more shall we hear the young Christian slip up on
the golden stairs and roll down with his boot heel pointing heavenward,
while the wail of a soul in anguish comes over the banisters, and the
brother puts his hand on his pistol pocket and goes out the front door
muttering a silent prayer, with blood in his eyes.
No more will the young Christian faint by the wayside as he brings back
our borrowed chairs and finds a bottle and six glasses on our center
table, when he has been importuning us to deliver a temperance speech in
his lecture room. Never again shall we witness the look of agony on the
face of the good brother when we refuse to give five dollars towards
helping discharged criminals to get a soft thing, while poor people who
never committed a crime and have never been supported by the State are
amongst us feeling the pangs of hunger. No more shall we be compelled
to watch the hard looking citizens who frequent the reading room of the
association for fear they will enter our office in the still watches of
the night and sleep on the carpet with their boots on.
They are all gone. They have gone across the beautiful river, and have
camped near the _Christian Statesman_ office, where all is pure and good
except the houses over on Second street, beyond the livery stable, where
they never will be molested if they do not go there.
Will they be treated any better in their new home than they have been
with us? Will they have that confidence in their new neighbors that
they have always seemed to have in us? Well, we hope they may be always
happy, and continue to do good, and when they come to die and go to St.
Peter's gate, if there is any back talk, and they have any trouble about
getting in, the good old doorkeeper is hereby assured that we will vouch
for the true goodness and self-sacrificing devotion of the Milwaukee
Young Men's Christian association, and he is asked to pass them in and
charge it up to the _Sun_.
THE SUDDEN FIRE-WORKS AT RACINE.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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