Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
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Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor
The Hon. Norton J. Field was another man who lost his nerve. He was
explaining to some ladies one of the pieces that was to be fired off,
which was an allegorical picture representing the revolution, when the
whole business blew up. He thought at the time, that the explosion was
in the programme, and was just reassuring the ladies, by telling them
it reminded him of battle scenes he had witnessed when he was on the
military committee in the assembly, when he noticed a girl near him
whose polonaise had caught fire, and he rushed up to her, caught her by
the dress, intending, with his cool hands, to put out the fire.
The girl felt some one feeling, as she supposed, for her pocket-book,
and she started to run, yelling, “pickpocket,” and left the burning
polonaise in Mr. Field's hands. He blushed, and was about to explain to
his lady friends how the best of us are liable to have our motives
misconstrued, when somebody threw a box of four dozen of those large
firecrackers right at his feet, and they were all on fire. Ten of them
exploded at once, and he grabbed the polonaise in one hand and his
burning coat tail in the other, and started West on a run.
The steward of the Gideon's Band Club House, at Burlington, said he
arrived there at daylight on the morning of the 5th, and he still held
the pieces of dress, but the whole back of his coat was burned off, and
his suspenders just held by a thread. He said the comet struck the earth
at Racine, at 9:30 the night before, and knocked the town into the lake,
and he and another fellow were all that escaped.
The narrowest escape was that of young Mr. Oberman. He is a small man,
all except his heart and feet, and when the air began to fill with
patriotic missiles, he started to run. On passing the _News_ office he
had to jump over the old coal stove that stood there, and while he
was in the air, six feet from the sidewalk, a sky rocket stick passed
through his coat tail and pinned him to the building, where he hung
suspended, while other rocket sticks were striking all around him, Roman
candle colored balls were falling on his unprotected head, etc., and one
of these nigger chasers, that run all over the ground, climbed up the
side of the building and tried to get in his pants pocket.
Mr. Oberman begged Mr. Wright, the postmaster, to cut him down, but Mr.
Wright, who was using both hands and his voice trying to disengage a
package of pin-wheels from the back portion of his coat, which were on
fire and throwing out colored sparks, said he hadn't got time, as he was
going down to the river to take a sitz bath for his health.
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