Actresses -- Fiction; Biographical fiction; Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Woffington, Margaret, -1760 -- Fiction
Triplet then suddenly started from entreaty to King Cambyses' vein. In
vain!
Mrs. Triplet came down, and essayed the blandishments of the softer sex.
In vain! And, as there were no assets, the postman marched off down the
road.
Mrs. Triplet glided after him like an assassin, beckoning on Triplet,
who followed, doubtful of her designs. Suddenly (truth compels me to
relate this) she seized the obdurate official from behind, pinned
both his arms to his side, and with her nose furiously telegraphed her
husband.
He, animated by her example, plunged upon the man and tore the letter
from his hand and opened it before his eyes.
It happened to be a very windy morning, and when he opened the letter an
inclosure, printed on much finer paper, was caught into the air and went
down the wind. Triplet followed in kangaroo leaps, like a dancer making
a flying exit.
The postman cried on all good citizens for help. Some collected and
laughed at him; Mrs. Triplet explaining that they were poor, and could
not pay half a crown for the freight of half an ounce of paper. She held
him convulsively until Triplet reappeared.
That gentleman on his return was ostentatiously calm and dignified. “You
are, or were, in perturbation about half a crown,” said he. “There,
sir, is a twenty-pound note, oblige me with nineteen pounds seventeen
shillings and sixpence. Should your resources be unequal to such a
demand, meet me at the 'Green Cat and Brown Frogs,' after dinner, when
you shall receive your half-crown, and drink another upon the occasion
of my sudden accession to unbounded affluence.”
The postman was staggered by the sentence and overawed by the note, and
chose the “Cat and Frogs,” and liquid half-crown.
Triplet took his wife down the road and showed her the letter and
inclosure. The letter ran thus:
“SIR--We beg respectfully to inform you that our late friend and client,
James Triplet, Merchant, of the Minories, died last August, without a
will, and that you are his heir.
“His property amounts to about twenty thousand pounds, besides some
reversions. Having possessed the confidence of your late uncle we
should feel honored and gratified if you should think us worthy to act
professionally for yourself.
“We inclose twenty pounds, and beg you will draw upon us as far as five
thousand pounds, should you have immediate occasion.
“We are, sir,
“Your humble servants,
“JAMES AND JOHN ALLMITT.”
It was some time before these children of misfortune could realize this
enormous stroke of compensation; but at last it worked its way into
their spirits, and they began to sing, to triumph, and dance upon the
king's highway.
Mrs. Triplet was the first to pause, and take better views. “Oh, James!”
she cried, “we have suffered much! we have been poor, but honest, and
the Almighty has looked upon us at last!”
Then they began to reproach themselves.
“Oh, James! I have been a peevish woman--an ill wife to you, this many
years!”
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