Actresses -- Fiction; Biographical fiction; Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Woffington, Margaret, -1760 -- Fiction
“That is not what I mean; you inspired her with an attachment, never to
be forgotten. Poor lady, how many sleepless nights has she passed since
then, how many times has she strained her eyes to see her angel lover
returning to her! She will not forget in two years the love it cost you
but two days to inspire. The powerful should be merciful. Ah! I fear you
have no heart.”
These words had no sooner burst from Mr. Vane, than he was conscious of
the strange liberty he had taken, and, indeed, the bad taste he had been
guilty of; and this feeling was not lessened when he saw Mrs. Woffington
color up to the temples. Her eyes, too, glittered like basilisks; but
she said nothing, which was remarkable in her, whose tongue was the
sword of a _maitre d'armes._
Sir Charles eyed his friend in a sly, satirical manner; he then said,
laughingly: “In two months _she married a third!_ don't waste your
sympathy,” and turned the talk into another channel; and soon after,
Mrs. Woffington's maid appearing at the door, she courtesied to both
gentlemen and left the theater. Sir Charles Pomander accompanied Mr.
Vane a little way.
“What becomes of her innocence?” was his first word.
“One loses sight of it in her immense talent,” said the lover.
“She certainly is clever in all that bears upon her business,” was the
reply; “but I noticed you were a little shocked with her indelicacy in
telling us that story, and still more in having it to tell.”
“Indelicacy? No!” said Vane; “the little brute deserved it. Good
Heavens! to think that 'a little brute' might have married that angel,
and actually broke faith to lose her; it is incredible, the crime is
diluted by the absurdity.”
“Have you heard him tell the story? No? Then take my word for it, you
have not heard the facts of the case.”
“Ah! you are prejudiced against her?”
“On the contrary, I like her. But I know that with all women the present
lover is an angel and the past a demon, and so on in turn. And I know
that if Satan were to enter the women of the stage, with the wild idea
of impairing their veracity, he would come out of their minds a greater
liar than he went in, and the innocent darlings would never know their
spiritual father had been at them.”
Doubtful whether this sentiment and period could be improved, Sir
Charles parted with his friend, leaving his sting in him like a friend;
the other's reflections as he sauntered home were not strictly those of
a wise, well-balanced mind; they ran in this style:
“When she said, 'Is not that to praise my person at the expense of my
wit?' I ought to have said, 'Nay, madam; could your wit disguise your
person, it would betray itself, so you would still shine confessed;' and
instead of that I said nothing!”
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