The lady thanked him, and thanked him, and thanked him, with heightening color and beaming eyes, and he rode away like a hero. Before he had gone five miles he became thoughtful and self-dissatisfied, finally his remorse came to a head; he called to him the keenest of his servants, Hunsdon, and ordered him to ride back past the carriage, then follow and put up at the same inn, to learn who the lady was, and whither going; and, this knowledge gained, to ride into town full speed and tell his master all about it. Sir Charles then resumed his complacency, and cantered into London that same evening. Arrived there, he set himself in earnest to cut out his friend with Mrs. Woffington. He had already caused his correspondence with that lady to grow warm and more tender, by degrees. Keeping a copy of his last, he always knew where he was. Cupid's barometer rose by rule; and so he arrived by just gradations at an artful climax, and made her in terms of chivalrous affection, an offer of a house, etc., three hundred a year, etc., not forgetting his heart, etc. He knew that the ladies of the stage have an ear for flattery and an eye to the main chance. The good Sir Charles felt sure that, however she might flirt with Vane or others, she would not forego a position for any disinterested _penchant._ Still, as he was a close player, he determined to throw a little cold water on that flame. His plan, like everything truly scientific, was simple. “I'll run her down to him, and ridicule him to her,” resolved this faithful friend and lover dear. He began with Vane. He found him just leaving his own house. After the usual compliments, some such dialogue as this took place between Telemachus and pseudo Mentor: “I trust you are not really in the power of this actress?” “You are the slave of a word,” replied Vane. “Would you confound black and white because both are colors? She is like that sisterhood in nothing but a name. Even on the stage they have nothing in common. They are puppets--all attitude and trick; she is all ease, grace and nature.” “Nature!” cried Pomander. _“Laissez-moi tranquille._ They have artifice--nature's libel. She has art--nature's counterfeit.” “Her voice is truth told by music,” cried the poetical lover; “theirs are jingling instruments of falsehood.” “They are all instruments,” said the satirist; “she is rather the best tuned and played.” “Her face speaks in every lineament; theirs are rouged and wrinkled masks.” “Her mask is the best made, mounted, and moved; that is all.” “She is a fountain of true feeling.” “No; a pipe that conveys it without spilling or holding a drop.” “She is an angel of talent, sir.” “She's a devil of deception.” “She is a divinity to worship.” “She's a woman to fight shy of. There is not a woman in London better known,” continued Sir Charles. “She is a fair actress on the boards, and a great actress off them; but I can tell you how to add a new charm to her.”