“On'y three, Marse Major; on'y three. An' you don't want to disrecollect
Marse Major, pore old Jim's got a heap on his mind to make him thirsty.”
“I shall not disrecollect, as you call it, to lock my closet door. I
don't propose, sir, to furnish you forty-year-old whisky to become the
inspiration of such crazy harangues as I've just listened to.”
My voice was stern, and the awful threat of locking the closet door took
vastly the heart out of Jim.
“Why, Marse Major,” he began apologetically, “Jim warn't aimin' to say
nothin' to cumfusticate you; Jim was talkin' for your good. I wouldn't
go for to lock up that closet, Marse Major; how's Jim gwine to get your
clothes to bresh? Besides, Jim's done said his say, an' arter this he'll
nacherally go about as cat-foot an' as wary an' as quiet as a coon at
noon, that's what Jim will. You has heard d' las' word from Jim, Marse
Major; d' very las' word. On'y don't go for to lock that closet door;
if you does, most likely we'll lose d' key an' it's gwine to get in our
way.”
“Well, sir, we shall see,” I replied, severely. “One thing is certain;
I'm not to have my servant, at the age of seventy, make a drunken show
of himself. I'll send you back to Tennessee, first.”
Jim departed, sensibly subdued.
With Peg and the General I found Eaton, who arrived while I was
receiving my lecture from the sapient Jim. We greeted each other with
warmth, and I could see that Peg felt this warmth and took a glow from
it. Dear girl! he was her all; she had friendship for those who were his
friends, love for those who loved him; and, twisting a commandment, Peg
would do unto others as they did unto him.
Eaton was a blond, ruddy man. As we released each other's hands, he said:
“I'm here to offer my thanks to the General. I was speaking of this
cabinet matter to my colleague, White. He is greatly pleased. By the
way, General,”--here Eaton wheeled on the General--“my senate seat will
want an occupant. Why not prevail on our friend, the Major, to take it?”
“No, no!” responded the General, quickly and with a gay energy; “that
would never match my plans. The Major, or I much mistake, must go with
me to the White House. I could not carry on my administration unless I
found him quarreling at my elbow whenever I turned my head.”
“And if 'carry on' be the name of it, who is to carry on my farms?” I
asked.
This I put seriously; it stood much to the left hand of any programme of
mine, this making one of the General's White House family.
“Who will carry on your farms?” repeated the General. “Why, then, who is
to carry on mine? Do you mean that you, who have put me here, are about
to desert me? Nonsense, man; there is no room in your body, big as
it is, for so gross a treason. If I stay, you stay; and that's nailed
down.”
“And surely you wouldn't abandon me?” said Peg, bringing her pretty face
something near to my shoulder. Then, low and pleading: “Me; with trouble
frowning?”
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