Even while we conferred, there came Pigeon-breast, my friend of the
clanking saber and gold heels, to wait upon us. The sight of me as
sponsor for Noah caused Pigeon-breast a dubious start; possibly he
feared lest the General resent his presence as the avowed ally of the
enemy. Indeed poor Pigeon-breast expressed his thought.
“It is to be hoped,” faltered Pigeon-breast, in his high-pitched tenor,
“you will represent me, sir, in certain quarters you know of, as acting
solely for the honor of my friend. My personal position as to the
subject matter of the quarrel must not be deduced from that.”
I maintained myself with gravity, as folk about a litigation of honor
should; also, I set Pigeon-breast easy on risks and perils for himself.
In the matter of weapons Pigeon-breast fair fell upon my neck.
“It is for you to name weapons,” quoth Pigeon-breast. Then, with
hesitation: “If it meet your view, however, we for our side would
welcome swords.”
“And that is a highly improper remark, permit me to say.” My attitude
was purposely severe. It would throw Pigeon-breast into confusion.
“Since the choice is with us, it is neither graceful nor safe for you to
try to lead it.”
“Surely,” protested Pigeon-breast, “I meant no unfairness, no offence.
But with swords, sir, this might come quietly off in town. Should you
say pistols, it will mean Bladensburg; and the mud is girth deep.”
At the word “mud,” poor Pigeon-breast gazed upon his varnished boots and
bandbox regimentals with round eyes of apprehension. I took advantage
of Pigeon-breast's solicitude and feminine terror of Bladensburg mire to
say that if we might have our men up at once, it would tell strongly
in favor of swords. Of course, my haste was to have the thing finished
before some waifword of it reached the General's ear.
“Why, I believe an hour from now,” said Pigeon-breast, hopefully, “might
suit us extremely well. That would make it sharp noon. Shall we say noon?”
“And the ball room at Gadsby's?” I returned. Having considered, I deemed
it best to be out of the Indian Queen with this clash.
Gadsby's was to the taste of Pigeon-breast; it would serve admirably.
Also, Pigeon-breast would bring a brace of rapiers.
Thus was it adjusted between the militant Pigeon-breast and myself.
Pigeon-breast withdrew, giving me a most sweeping bow; but carefully
keeping his hand to himself, by which I saw that he was not unversed in
the etiquette of the field.
Returning to Noah, I laid before him our arrangements; incidentally, I
would get a morsel of food, since I had had none that morning, and my
stomach was much inclined to take this neglect in dudgeon.
Having a private parlor to ourselves, for Kendall and Hill would lunch
with me, I sent for what we craved and urged dispatch. The repast was
brought, and while we did it honor with knife and fork, Noah sipped a
thimbleful of sherry, saying he accepted it to quicken the eye and give
vigor and pliancy to the wrist.
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