Both Hill and Kendall would be for leaving, also, and as we three arose
to go Noah filled a quartet of glasses with Burgundy. Offering one to
each, he said: “Let us drink to the defeat, ay! even to the death of
ones who would bear false witness against the innocent. May their best
fate be no better than the fate of him whom we met to-day.”
CHAPTER V--REVEREND CAMPBELL AND THE MAGPIE
It was as good as a study of character, the varying fashions wherein
those interested received the story of Noah's clash with Catron. There
was nothing told of it in the paper, for the port wine Duff was wise
withal, and suppressed whatever of hunger may have possessed him to
print a palatable piece of news. The General might not approve such
type-freedoms; Eaton would doubtless distaste a notoriety of this hue
for Peg; indeed, there might be others of consequence whom it would
disturb. The port wine Duff carried a gulping appetite for public
printing; it might befall that to offend would get between the legs of
his anticipations and trip them up. Wherefore, neither Noah, Catron,
Pigeon-breast, nor myself, was granted the contemplation of his valor
by the pleasing light of ink; I, myself, did not consider this a
deprivation; nor did Noah; nor Catron, so far as one might hear. But the
chagrined Pigeon-breast bewailed it. He was quite crestfallen, and among
intimates talked of the call for a court journal which should, like a
similar imprint of St. James, delicately set forth the surprising deeds
of our nobility.
It was I who gave the tale of that ballroom fight at Gadsby's to the
General. He took it coolly; granted it, in sooth, a more quiet reception
than I had hoped. The fair truth is, I was prepared for an explosion. I
was pleasantly fooled; the General could not have displayed less
temper had I related the breaking of a horse. And yet he made claim for
slimmest detail; question after question on his part prolonged narration
for an hour.
“It was the best that could be,” said the General, revolving the tangle
in his mind. “The great thing is to stop folk's mouths; and a duel well
fought, and with the right individual, is, as Noah says, the way to
construct such condition. I've known the killing in proper form of one
man to remove a slander from the conversation of a whole county. Folk
let it fall of themselves and never took it up again.”
“This Catron,” said I, “was a noted fighter and had been out before.”
“Which is precisely,” responded the General, “what makes the work worth
while. Here was a berserk, celebrated as one most frothingly prompt for
blood. Now he is disposed of, it will tame your minor war-hawks. They'll
not be half so ready; they may even surprise themselves with what they
will hereafter forbear in favor of keeping the peace.”
Eaton, strange to tell, was moved of anger against Peg's champion.
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