Pelham — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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Pelham — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
Adventure stories; English fiction -- 19th century; Great Britain -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
As for the genius loci--you must imagine a middle-sized, middle-aged
man, with an air rather of delicate than florid health. But little of
the effects of his good cheer were apparent in the external man. His
cheeks were neither swollen nor inflated--his person, though not thin,
was of no unwieldy obesity--the tip of his nasal organ was, it is true,
of a more ruby tinge than the rest, and one carbuncle, of tender age
and gentle dyes, diffused its mellow and moonlight influence over the
physiognomical scenery--his forehead was high and bald, and the few
locks which still rose above it, were carefully and gracefully curled a
l’antique: Beneath a pair of grey shaggy brows, (which their noble owner
had a strange habit of raising and depressing, according to the nature
of his remarks,) rolled two very small, piercing, arch, restless orbs,
of a tender green; and the mouth, which was wide and thick-lipped, was
expressive of great sensuality, and curved upwards in a perpetual smile.
Such was Lord Guloseton. To my surprise no other guest but myself
appeared.
“A new friend,” said he, as we descended into the dining-room, “is like
a new dish--one must have him all to oneself, thoroughly to enjoy and
rightly to understand him.”
“A noble precept,” said I, with enthusiasm. “Of all vices,
indiscriminate hospitality is the most pernicious. It allows us neither
conversation nor dinner, and realizing the mythological fable of
Tantalus, gives us starvation in the midst of plenty.”
“You are right,” said Guloseton, solemnly; “I never ask above six
persons to dinner, and I never dine out; for a bad dinner, Mr. Pelham, a
bad dinner is a most serious--I may add, the most serious calamity.”
“Yes,” I replied, “for it carries with it no consolation: a buried
friend may be replaced--a lost mistress renewed--a slandered character
be recovered--even a broken constitution restored; but a dinner, once
lost, is irremediable; that day is for ever departed; an appetite once
thrown away can never, till the cruel prolixity of the gastric agents
is over, be regained. ‘Il y a tant de maitresses, (says the admirable
Corneille), ‘il n’y a qu’un diner.’”
“You speak like an oracle--like the Cook’s Oracle, Mr. Pelham: may I
send you some soup, it is a la Carmelite? But what are you about to do
with that case?”
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