Pelham — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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Pelham — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
Adventure stories; English fiction -- 19th century; Great Britain -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
The chevalier looked wistfully forth, and then, by the light of
the lantern, we had a fair view of his ridiculous figure--his teeth
chattered woefully, and the united cold without and anxiety within,
threw a double sadness and solemnity upon his withered countenance;
the night was very windy, and every instant a rapid current seized the
unhappy sea-green vesture, whirled it in the air, and threw it, as if
in scorn, over the very face of the miserable professor. The constant
recurrence of this sportive irreverence of the gales--the high sides of
the basket, and the trembling agitation of the inmate, never too agile,
rendered it a work of some time for Monsieur Margot to transfer himself
from the basket to the ladder; at length, he had fairly got out one
thin, shivering leg.
“Thank God!” said the pious professor--when at that instant the
thanksgiving was checked, and, to Monsieur Margot’s inexpressible
astonishment and dismay, the basket rose five feet from the ladder,
leaving its tenant with one leg dangling out, like a flag from a
balloon.
The ascent was too rapid to allow Monsieur Margot even time for an
exclamation, and it was not till he had had sufficient leisure in his
present elevation to perceive all its consequences, that he found words
to say, with the most earnest tone of thoughtful lamentation, “One could
not have foreseen this!--it is really extremely distressing--would to
God that I could get my leg in, or my body out!”
While we were yet too convulsed with laughter to make any comment upon
the unlooked-for ascent of the luminous Monsieur Margot, the basket
descended with such force as to dash the lantern out of the hand of the
porter, and to bring the professor so precipitously to the ground, that
all the bones in his skin rattled audibly!
“My God!” said he, “I am done for!--be witness how inhumanly I have been
murdered.”
We pulled him out of the basket, and carried him between us into the
porter’s lodge; but the woes of Monsieur Margot were not yet at their
termination. The room was crowded. There was Madame Laurent,--there was
the German count, whom the professor was teaching French;--there was
the French viscount, whom he was teaching German;--there were all
his fellow-lodgers--the ladies whom he had boasted of--the men he had
boasted to--Don Juan, in the infernal regions, could not have met with
a more unwelcome set of old acquaintance than Monsieur Margot had the
happiness of opening his bewildered eyes upon in the porter’s lodge.
“What!” cried they all, “Monsieur Margot, is that you who have been
frightening us so? We thought the house was attacked; the Russian
general is at this very moment loading his pistols; lucky for you that
you did not choose to stay longer in that situation. Pray, Monsieur,
what could induce you to exhibit yourself so, in your dressing-gown too,
and the night so cold? Ar’n’t you ashamed of yourself?”
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