Penelope : $b or, Love's labour lost. A novel. Volume 3 (of 3)Scargill, William Pitt
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Penelope : $b or, Love's labour lost. A novel. Volume 3 (of 3)
Scargill, William Pitt
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
When therefore Mr Pringle made his visit of consultation to Mr
Kipperson, the learned and sagacious agriculturist received him with
condescending cordiality; for by this time Peter the clever had begun
to entertain a higher opinion of Mr Pringle than he had upon their
first acquaintance. The truth of the matter is, that Mr Kipperson was
not excessively partial to those gentlemen who had received their
education at either of the English Universities, because he knew that
they knew nothing, and he thought that they thought that they knew
everything. But Mr Pringle really did know nothing, and was very sure
that he did know nothing; and he used to flatter Mr Kipperson as being
so very knowing. So Mr Kipperson used to say of Mr Pringle, that he had
not been at all injured by his University education.
Mr Pringle, after making a suitable preface, and expressing himself
somewhat incredulous concerning the statement of his cousin’s letter,
handed the said letter to Mr Kipperson, that he might read and judge
for himself, and give such advice as he in his wisdom should think most
to the purpose.
Peter took the letter and read it, and looked wondrously wise while he
was reading it; and he screwed up his features into various grotesque
forms, and then handed the letter back to Mr Pringle, saying, “Well, Mr
Pringle, what do you intend to do in this matter?”
It was not much to the purpose to ask this question, for it did not
answer the rector’s purpose, nor meet the rector’s question; therefore,
Mr Pringle said, “I rather wished, sir, to be favored with your
advice how to act in the business. For it puts me into a very awkward
situation.”
That was very true, and Mr Kipperson knew it, and he did not propose
his question, expecting it to be answered explicitly, but that Mr
Pringle, by being thus reminded of his own lack of wisdom, might more
effectually be impressed with the sagacity and penetration of Peter
Kipperson. The question therefore was something like that of the man in
the play, “Do ye give it up?”
So when Mr Pringle threw himself on the mercy of Mr Kipperson’s
wisdom, the knowing agriculturist rubbed his hands with great
satisfaction, and said, “Well, Mr Pringle, this is really an unpleasant
business. I scarcely know how to advise you, for I am peculiarly
situated, you know, as being a tenant of Lord Smatterton; not that I
feel myself at all dependent on Lord Smatterton or Lord anybody; but
still I am acquainted with his lordship, and I should not like to be
seen in anything that might look unfriendly towards his lordship.”
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