Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
Some weeks after the conviction of the seven hundred Pyrotists, a
little, gruff, hairy, short-sighted man left his house one morning with
a paste-pot, a ladder, and a bundle of posters and went about the
streets pasting placards to the walls on which might be read in large
letters: _Pyrot is innocent, Maubec is guilty_. He was not a
bill-poster; his name was Colomban, and as the author of sixty volumes
on Penguin sociology he was numbered among the most laborious and
respected writers in Alca. Having given sufficient thought to the
matter and no longer doubting Pyrot’s innocence, he proclaimed it in
the manner which he thought would be most sensational. He met with no
hindrance while posting his bills in the quiet streets, but when he
came to the populous quarters, every time he mounted his ladder,
inquisitive people crowded round him and, dumbfounded with surprise and
indignation, threw at him threatening looks which he received with the
calm that comes from courage and short-sightedness. Whilst caretakers
and tradespeople tore down the bills he had posted, he kept on
zealously placarding, carrying his tools and followed by little boys
who, with their baskets under their arms or their satchels on their
backs, were in no hurry to reach school. To the mute indignation
against him, protests and murmurs were now added. But Colomban did not
condescend to see or hear anything. As, at the entrance to the Rue St.
Orberosia, he was posting one of his squares of paper bearing the
words: _Pyrot is innocent, Maubec is guilty_, the riotous crowd showed
signs of the most violent anger. They called after him, “Traitor,
thief, rascal, scoundrel.” A woman opened a window and emptied a vase
full of filth over his head, a cabby sent his hat flying from one end
of the street to the other by a blow of his whip amid the cheers of the
crowd who now felt themselves avenged. A butcher’s boy knocked Colomban
with his paste-pot, his brush, and his posters, from the top of his
ladder into the gutter, and the proud Penguins then felt the greatness
of their country. Colomban stood up, covered with filth, lame, and with
his elbow injured, but tranquil and resolute.
“Low brutes,” he muttered, shrugging his shoulders.
Then he went down on all-fours in the gutter to look for his glasses
which he had lost in his fall. It was then seen that his coat was split
from the collar to the tails and that his trousers were in rags. The
rancour of the crowd grew stronger.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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