Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
On the other side of the street stretched the big St. Orberosian
Stores. The patriots seized whatever they could lay their hands on from
the shop front, and hurled at Colomban oranges, lemons, pots of jam,
pieces of chocolate, bottles of liqueurs, boxes of sardines, pots of
_foie gras_, hams, fowls, flasks of oil, and bags of haricots. Covered
with the débris of the food, bruised, tattered, lame, and blind, he
took to flight, followed by the shop-boys, bakers, loafers, citizens,
and hooligans whose number increased each moment and who kept shouting:
“Duck him! Death to the traitor! Duck him!” This torrent of vulgar
humanity swept along the streets and rushed into the Rue St. Maël. The
police did their duty. From all the adjacent streets constables
proceeded and, holding their scabbards with their left hands, they went
at full speed in front of the pursuers. They were on the point of
grabbing Colomban in their huge hands when he suddenly escaped them by
falling through an open man-hole to the bottom of a sewer.
He spent the night there in the darkness, sitting close by the dirty
water amidst the fat and slimy rats. He thought of his task, and his
swelling heart filled with courage and pity. And when the dawn threw a
pale ray of light into the air-hole he got up and said, speaking to
himself:
“I see that the fight will be a stiff one.”
Forthwith he composed a memorandum in which he clearly showed that
Pyrot could not have stolen from the Ministry of War the eighty
thousand trusses of hay which it had never received, for the reason
that Maubec had never delivered them, though he had received the money.
Colomban caused this statement to be distributed in the streets of
Alca. The people refused to read it and tore it up in anger. The
shop-keepers shook their fists at the distributers, who made off,
chased by angry women armed with brooms. Feelings grew warm and the
ferment lasted the whole day. In the evening bands of wild and ragged
men went about the streets yelling: “Death to Colomban!” The patriots
snatched whole bundles of the memorandum from the newsboys and burned
them in the public squares, dancing wildly round these bon-fires with
girls whose petticoats were tied up to their waists.
Some of the more enthusiastic among them went and broke the windows of
the house in which Colomban had lived in perfect tranquillity during
his forty years of work.
Parliament was roused and asked the Chief of the Government what
measures he proposed to take in order to repel the odious attacks made
by Colomban upon the honour of the National Arm and the safety of
Penguinia. Robin Mielleux denounced Colomban’s impious audacity and
proclaimed amid the cheers of the legislators that the man would be
summoned before the Courts to answer for his infamous libel.
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