Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
“M. Bazile,” said he, raising his hat, “if I have touched your face
with my hand you will excuse me and you will understand me, you will
approve of me, nay, you will compliment me, you will congratulate me
and felicitate me, when you know the cause of that act. I took you for
Colomban.”
M. Bazile, wiping his bleeding nostrils with his handkerchief and
displaying an elbow laid bare by the absence of his sleeve:
“No, sir,” answered he drily, “I shall not felicitate you, I shall not
congratulate you, I shall not compliment you, for your action was, at
the very least, superfluous; it was, I will even say, supererogatory.
Already this evening I have been three times mistaken for Colomban and
received a sufficient amount of the treatment he deserves. The patriots
have knocked in my ribs and broken my back, and, sir, I was of opinion
that that was enough.”
Scarcely had he finished this speech than a band of Pyrotists appeared,
and misled in their turn by that insidious resemblance, they believed
that the patriots were killing Colomban. They fell on Prince des
Boscénos and his companions with loaded canes and leather thongs, and
left them for dead. Then seizing Bazile they carried him in triumph,
and in spite of his protests, along the boulevards, amid cries of:
“Hurrah for Colomban! Hurrah for Pyrot!” At last the police, who had
been sent after them, attacked and defeated them and dragged them
ignominiously to the station, where Bazile, under the name of Colomban,
was trampled on by an innumerable quantity of thick, hob-nailed shoes.
VII. BIDAULT-COQUILLE AND MANIFLORE, THE SOCIALISTS
Whilst the wind of anger and hatred blew in Alca, Eugine
Bidault-Coquille, poorest and happiest of astronomers, installed in an
old steam-engine of the time of the Draconides, was observing the
heavens through a bad telescope, and photographing the paths of the
meteors upon some damaged photographic plates. His genius corrected the
errors of his instruments and his love of science triumphed over the
worthlessness of his apparatus. With an inextinguishable ardour he
observed aerolites, meteors, and fire-balls, and all the glowing ruins
and blazing sparks which pass through the terrestrial atmosphere with
prodigious speed, and as a reward for is studious vigils he received
the indifference of the public, the ingratitude of the State and the
blame of the learned societies. Engulfed in the celestial spaces he
knew not what occurred upon the surface of the earth. He never read the
newspapers, and when he walked through the town his mind was occupied
with the November asteroids, and more than once he found himself at the
bottom of a pond in one of the public parks or beneath the wheels of a
motor omnibus.
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