Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
There were some cries of “Justice and truth!” and a voice was even
heard shouting:
“Down with the Army!”
This was the signal for a terrible struggle. The combatants fell in
thousands, and their bodies formed howling and moving mounds on top of
which fresh champions gripped each other by the throats. Women, eager,
pale, and dishevelled, with clenched teeth and frantic nails, rushed on
the man, in transports that, in the brilliant light of the public
square, gave to their faces expressions unsurpassed even in the shade
of curtains and in the hollows of pillows. They were going to seize
Colomban, to bite him, to strangle, dismember and rend him, when
Maniflore, tall and dignified in her red tunic, stood forth, serene and
terrible, confronting these furies who recoiled from before her in
terror. Colomban seemed to be saved; his partisans succeeded in
clearing a passage for him through the Place du Palais and in putting
him into a cab stationed at the corner of the Pont-Vieux. The horse was
already in full trot when Prince des Boscénos, Count Cléna, and M. de
La Trumelle knocked the driver off his seat. Then, making the animal
back and pushing the spokes of the wheels, they ran the vehicle on to
the parapet of the bridge, whence they overturned it into the river
amid the cheers of the delirious crowd. With a resounding splash a jet
of water rose upwards, and then nothing but a slight eddy was to be
seen on the surface of the stream.
Almost immediately comrades Dagobert and Varambille, with the help of
the seven hundred disguised Pyrotists, sent Prince des Boscénos head
foremost into a river-laundry in which he was lamentably swallowed up.
Serene night descended over the Place du Palais and shed silence and
peace upon the frightful ruins with which it was strewed. In the mean
time, Colomban, three thousand yards down the stream, cowering beside a
lame old horse on a bridge, was meditating on the ignorance and
injustice of crowds.
“The business,” said he to himself, “is even more troublesome than I
believed. I foresee fresh difficulties.”
He got up and approached the unhappy animal.
“What have you, poor friend, done to them?” said he. “It is on my
account they have used you so cruelly.”
He embraced the unfortunate beast and kissed the white star on his
forehead. Then he took him by the bridle and led him, both of them
limping, trough the sleeping city to his house, where sleep soon
allowed them to forget mankind.
IX. FATHER DOUILLARD
In their infinite gentleness and at the suggestion of the common father
of the faithful, the bishops, canons, vicars, curates, abbots, and
friars of Penguinia resolved to hold a solemn service in the cathedral
of Alca, and to pray that Divine mercy would deign to put an end to the
troubles that distracted one of the noblest countries in Christendom,
and grant to repentant Penguinia pardon for its crimes against God and
the ministers of religion.
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